just want to remind everyone why we’re in this situation. dietcoketm throwawaythesis are the same account, let’s see what the goblin had to say.
He should be currently sleeping, it would be 6:35am his time as I’m writing this, and as I’ve said before if I’m wrong then Im wrong so be it.
Efficient Wash, and your alts, your autism is shitting up the place. I get it, I don’t like Jet either, but calling *literally everyone* a “jet defender” over the smallest things is an obvious sign of mental illness. You’re making Burt look sane. Stop airing out a dead girls business, stop being a schizo, stop using alts to upvote and downvote, youre doing literally nothing to Jet. You were never supposed to be in a fight with him, which youve claimed was supposed to happen on multiple accounts here. Get a hobby, theres no conspiracy to uncover unless you want to look into Fishtank being funded as psyop. Jet messed around with a high schooler that he employed for his business and she killed herself after he kept stringing her along with romantic promises, that’s it, that’s the entire crime that’s been committed, and it’s not particularly one that’s punishable in the country Jet lives in. Fishtank is done. It’s time to move on as long as Jet is still a part of Fishtank. If you want Jet to suffer then boycott or pirate his products, that’s the only thing we can actually do. (especially if you don’t actually have $10,000 to offer him for a fight)
Images included are what I consider to be “The Efficient Wash Files”. Hes either larped as a black person before, or he is a black person using a white persons photo as a cover for his identity. Considering his behavior I can believe either scenario. The image he sent me (and quickly deleted lol) is included, I censored the face since I don’t know if that’s actually him, I just know he sent that image to me trying to claim it’s him, it does look like a fishtank fan though. Also I censored it because I’m nice. Efficient wash, just stop being a schizo, you have funny ideas, but it’s funny till it’s not funny anymore. Get help, I’m only doing this because you need to stop wasting your time and life energy on this. I’m watching the season 3 episodes and then that’s it, chapter closed. Do the same.
Probably won’t rewatch though
poor kid
The year is 2046, youve just found a new show you like to watch. The shows creator claims they will have episodes every week, but then, something happens. You see a post on the subreddit, “New Episode Coming Tomorrow Guaranteed!”. You get excited, you turn on the HoloVision headset just to find the only two episodes they released a month ago. You think “What? How can this be?”. You go to Cucumberfeets HoloYoutube channel. He just posted a new video titled “This is NOT good”. The thumbnail shows the director of your new favorite show sitting in a park bench with his pants below his ankles. Kratom. One snort of the green stuff and the shows director has gone AWOL playing with himself at a park at 4am. You watch the two available episodes one last time. “Well at least I can still watch Mr. Beast” you say.
Just a 20 minute BTS clip this week? That’s fucked up Simmons. Head editor by the way!