If you had to use one of these, you made so many mistakes that your eraser ran out before your pencil was sharpened to a nub. It was one of the best indicators of aptitude outside of grades.
Look at the names of the geriatric generations:
"The Greatest Generation."
"The Silent Generation."
Man, is it just me, or did old folks really love to glaze themselves?
Boomers got the last good generation name. Everything else since then has been named like hurricanes after the lettered names have run out in a busy season.
"Gen X."
"Gen Y."
"Gen Z."
"Gen alpha."
I think the term "Millennial" is very, very inaccurately used, as it was coined to refer specifically only to those who came of age during the turning of the millennium, which makes it then smallest of microgenerations in practice, limited only to those born between 1980 and 1985. That was the original meaning of Millennials.
What would be your suggestions for grandiose generation names for X, Y, Z, and alpha, in the same style that great-grandpa glazed himself?
Like, could we call Gen X "The Fucks Givenless?" or Gen Z "The Bruhtherhood?"
What are your thoughts?
There's some debate to be had here. For example, people born in 500 BC and 1343 AD both used open flames for heating and cooking, but people born in 1343 and 1940 AD both had to deal with pandemics and didn't believe in modern medicine.
I don't want to earn a fucking badge!
I am so tired of the gamification of EVERYTHING.
"Congratulations, FastWalkingShortGuy, you've successfully rated three businesses on Google. Rate two more to be a Pussy Novice! Only 300 more ratings to become an Apprentice!"
Go fuck yourself.
I just rate businesses that piss me off with one star and write an occasional scathing review. Yeah, if your hotel has bedbugs, I'm fucking roasting you HARD. I am not here to give out praise.
"Thanks for ordering from Uber Eats! Please rate the restaurant."
No.
"Please rate your hamburger."
No, get fucked.
"How about the fries?"
Fuck yourself sideways, maybe?
"Okay, but what about the drink?"
Fuck yourself backwards.
I JUST WANT TO TIP THE FUCKING DRIVER, IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE RESTAURANT, YOU WILL KNOW. I AM NOT GIVING YOU POINTS FOR MEETING THE BARE MINIMUM.