u/FeKh4n

I mean, come on, man. Godfrey is one of the most forgiving main bosses in the game. He gives you a ton of time to heal and deal damage. Maybe there is a reason it took you five hours while most other players consider him one of the easier main bosses.

You complain about getting one-shot by every attack. Maybe try wearing some actual armor. You complain about constantly getting hit. Maybe stop panic rolling so much. You complain about how bad the Placidusax fight is. Maybe take some time to read and learn his patterns.

I mean, come on. He does that red lightning circle attack exactly three times and then stops. Or fucking maybe, if you keep getting hit and need more healing, upgrade your flasks instead of running around with +5 flasks.

And yeah, some of his complaints are valid. I’m a Souls fan and I criticize these games too. The camera has always been shit, some bosses in Elden Ring give you very little time to heal or attack, and the Placidusax runback is annoying as well. I mean, it is still better than the runbacks in DS1 or DS2, but it is annoying nonetheless.

I agree with those complaints. But most of the other problems he complains about are literally his own fault.

I know some people will say, “Then stop watching. Why do you keep watching, bud?” And honestly, you would be right. For my own sanity, I’m not watching any more Elden Ring streams. It is genuinely unwatchable.

I get that he’s a streamer and doesn’t want a playthrough to take forever, but the way he’s playing is actually making the game longer.

He keeps boss rushing and barely explores anything. Because of that, he’s constantly underleveled and never has the items, upgrades, or resources that would make the game easier.

What’s even weirder is that someone is always telling him exactly where important items are instead of letting him discover things for himself. Exploration is one of the best parts of the game, and he’s completely skipping it.

He’s literally sucking the fun out of the game by rushing through everything.