The worst thing to hear through a tannoy

Points for #1720 ongoing.

Things you wouldn't read in a cartoon characters dating profiles.

Points for #1719 ongoing

Things you wouldn't hear during an exorcism

Points for #1718 ongoing.

Unlikely things to read on the walls of an ancient tomb.

Points for #1717 ongoing

Unsettling messages to receive on a dating app.

Points for #1716 ongoing

Unlikely performances for a charity fundraiser

Points for #1715 ongoing.

Unlikely viewer discretion warnings to hear before a TV program

Points for #1714 ongoing

Unlikely children's bed time stories.

Points for #1713 ongoing.

Unlikely birthday messages for David Attenborough.

Points for #1712 ongoing.

Unlikely top secret government leaks.

Points for #1711 ongoing

Unlikely things to read in a self help book

Points for#1710 ongoing.

Unusual things to read in a Mother's Day card.

Points for #1709 ongoing.

Unlikely things to hear in a peace negotiation

Points for #1708 ongoing.

Things you wouldn't hear on a construction site.

Points for #1707 ongoing.

Things you would see in an archaeology documentary

Points for #1706 ongoing

The worst thing to hear in a safety briefing.

Points for #1705 ongoing.

Things you wouldn't hear in a Star Wars movie

May the 4th be with you.

And points for #1704 ongoing.

Things you wouldn't hear in a YouTube tutorial.

Points for #1703 ongoing.

Unhelpful things to say in a crisis

Points for #1702 ongoing.

Unlikely reasons to interrupt your regularly scheduled program.

Points for #1701 ongoing.