u/Few_Independence3863

Has anyone else noticed that every 20-25yo male influencer seems to all have this chipmunk cheek thing going on?

Half of them have these insanely puffy faces and talk like they’re speedrunning a sentence before their jaw gives out. Just aggressive mumbling, words jumbled together. It genuinely looks physically difficult for them to speak clearly.

I don’t remember this being a thing like 10 years ago. Is this PEDs?

I swear DIY car washes turn some boomers into the most impatient people on earth.

I was washing my truck, and I’d been there maybe four minutes when Boomer dude who had been waiting all of two minutes walks over to the timer box and informs me that “normally people only use six minutes and then let the next person go because that’s the polite thing to do.”

Sir… there are multiple bays here, you’re the only person waiting, and I’m literally paying for the time.

The attendant eventually had to come over and tell him to wait his turn.

Then it happened again recently. I used three minutes, tapped my card for another three, and the boomer behind me started inching his truck forward while I was still spraying the car. Like physically creeping into the bay a foot at a time while shaking his head at me.

I genuinely don’t understand this level of impatience from the elderly. It honestly feels like they’ve forgotten how to exist around other people without trying to manage them.