▲ 50 r/minnesotaunited
No game. Not Hyped.
Whelp. No game today.
So, I’m NOT hyped. Yet.
What ARE you hyped about.
I WANT TO BE HYPED.
LET’S GET HYPED.
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 12 days ago
▲ 62 r/minnesotaunited
YO. ITS MATCH DAY. FC DALLAS. WEVE NEVER LOST ON A WEDNESDAY IN SEPTEMBER IN 2026. TONIGHT WE SING WONDERWALL FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR.
GET HYPED.
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 1 month ago
▲ 24 r/minnesotaunited
12 goals in 3 games. Not bad. Not bad. Now, to turn those into 3 wins this next stretch. Day after thoughts for MNUFC vs Portland Timbers?
(Especially from those who stuck around until then end)
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/minnesotaunited
MNUFC vs RSL lineup
3 points on the road. Let’s go.
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 2 months ago
▲ 110 r/minnesotaunited
TO ALL THE MOTHERS. THANK YOU. AND TO ALL YOU LOONS MUTHAS. LETS GET HYPED. ITS MATCH DAY. ITS MOTHERS DAY. ITS A DAY OF DOMINATION AT ALLIANZ FIELD.
YOU WANT TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE?
ON MOTHER’S DAY?
THE DAY WE HONOR THE WOMEN WHO MADE US WHO WE ARE?
BOLD CHOICE, VERDE. BOLD. CHOICE.
SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW A MOM IS GETTING A REALLY MEDIOCRE SLICE OF TOAST. ROOM TEMPERATURE COFFEE. AND A CARD THAT TOOK 4 MINUTES TO PICK OUT.
SHE DESERVES MORE.
SHE DESERVES A LOONS WIN.
WE KNOW AUSTIN FC PLAYERS HAVE MOMS TOO.
AND THOSE MOMS ARE WATCHING.
AND THOSE MOMS ARE ABOUT TO WATCH THEIR BABIES GET COOKED.
WE ARE SORRY AUSTIN MOMS.
YOUR BOYS ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
LOONS BY A MILLION. FOR ALL THE MOTHERS!!!
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 5 months ago
▲ 19 r/minnesotaunited
The schedule thus far has been pretty intense. It’ll be interesting to see how the whole season plays out, but considering the latest Power Rankings and our wins and losses - I’m bullish on this season.
IM HYPED.
POWER RANKINGS
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 6 months ago
▲ 57 r/minnesotaunited
WHO ARE WE PLAYING TONIGHT?
IT DOESNT MATTER.
MNUFC IS COMING TO TOWN.
GET HYPED.
GET THE DETHLOON READY.
LOONS BY A MILLION.
WHATS YOUR BOLDEST PREDICTION AND BEST HYPE ZINGER?
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 6 months ago
▲ 110 r/minnesotaunited
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? LAFC. LAFC WHO? EXACTLY.
ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY FOR THE DETH LOON. COME ON YOU REBEL LOONS. GET HYPED.
WHATS YOUR BEST PREDICTION?!?!
WHATS YOUR ZINGIEST ZINGER?!?!
u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 6 months ago