u/FinletAU

Worst of all, I have to handle 4 mornings of him per week 😭😭

Brought to you by today's dramatically less unhinged academic paper - Object Personification in Autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it

Big Tech meets big protein!

Like what did I do to deserve this cruelty 💔(6:30am wakeup)

How am I supposed to be a gradesmaxxing slay academic weapon when I am currently suffering as an academic victim 😔

I have 8 assignments or exams to complete over the next 5 weeks 💔 literally gonna have no life

Are you looking to gradesmax this semester but don't know how? Have you needed a 7 to help feed your crippling levels of academic perfectionism? Well look no further!

According to a recent totally legit study, "accidentally" opening your messy, uncleaned OneNote to revise class content can actually improve your academic performance by 69% within 6 months.

Furthermore students who attempt to study specifically on the 412 or M2 between 7am - 9am and 3pm and 6pm were found to 21% smarter to their peers.

How are all doing this morning? I feel like having a 9am class should be illegal

You will be yearning for a time you could study while breathing, without coughing 24/7 and a nose so runny it'd make Usain Bolt jealous

I can barely concentrate and form a coherent thought 😭

And wouldn't it have to be exactly 6 months later

That means you have three exams , two assignments and one group project you should be doing right now, yet you're here. 🤨

Who knows, maybe the toilets might be covered with shit stained toilet paper again. Guess we'll found out.

Happy semester2maxxing everyone.

New record fr

The forecast? Rain, rain and more rain.

Happy wet weather everybody 🤗

Asking the important questions these holidays

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That is all, thank you for listening to my deeply insightful TED talk.

>!Now go study, I know you're procrastinating!<