u/FinletAU

This gonna be one long ass lecture

Cause if you don't, your calf muscles are gonna make you wish you did

Gonna actually be so cooked, and it's 9am fml

I have a quiz this afternoon worth 15% of my grade and I have spent less than 30 minutes studying the content of 🤩

Okay that's your daily dose of tiktok memes for the day, now it is time to go be an academic surviver and complete that assignment I know you got to do

Like the system works just fine, honestly the only annoying part is that Okta has dementia and so you need to remind it who you are whereas Duo remembered you for 30 days.

I don't want to be stared at on my way to class 🙏🏼(I am not even that pretty, tf does he see in me?)

While we're at it, why don't we add the UQ long commuters club too

And that it thinks Reddit is considered a reputable source of information 😭so, maybe next time learning to think critically might be more useful than it first appears

Like god the tradegy 🙄

(I need to "accidentally" complete three assignments)

Worst of all, I have to handle 4 mornings of him per week 😭😭

Brought to you by today's dramatically less unhinged academic paper - Object Personification in Autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it

Big Tech meets big protein!

Like what did I do to deserve this cruelty 💔(6:30am wakeup)

How am I supposed to be a gradesmaxxing slay academic weapon when I am currently suffering as an academic victim 😔

I have 8 assignments or exams to complete over the next 5 weeks 💔 literally gonna have no life

Are you looking to gradesmax this semester but don't know how? Have you needed a 7 to help feed your crippling levels of academic perfectionism? Well look no further!

According to a recent totally legit study, "accidentally" opening your messy, uncleaned OneNote to revise class content can actually improve your academic performance by 69% within 6 months.

Furthermore students who attempt to study specifically on the 412 or M2 between 7am - 9am and 3pm and 6pm were found to 21% smarter to their peers.

How are all doing this morning? I feel like having a 9am class should be illegal