My 25% SWR may have failed.
Hello, I am now a pour.
I retired in 2021 at 19 after my grandpa left me an inheritance of $15mm when he died of gas buildup due to severe constipation. I know everyone usually does 3% or 4% SWR so I decided to be extra safe by upping the security to 25%.
I started with traveling the world. I had lots of fun snorting lines off of Thailand lady boys and buying them bottles of overpriced liquor. After that got old I moved back to America.
In America found a beautiful girl from Atlanta, but she would never let me touch her. She made me sit in the chair of a hotel room and watch her second boyfriend make love to her. I’d like to hope Grandpa was up there watching too. I really enjoyed that though, so I bought her a boat.
I’ve developed a severe sports betting addiction and
lost a few millions dollars, but Grandpa was watching it so it’s okay.
Anyways, I left out some details to stay anonymous, but I now only have $25k but I’m putting it on a huge parlay with +98200 odds so I’ll make it all back and more.
If it doesn’t hit, I might need to go to school. Grandma will be disappointed in me, but it’s okay because Grandpa left me the inheritance and not her haha.