u/FixHot2747

To all fellow snarkers here, snarking silently and loudly.. here's a friendly reminder to be kind to one another in this subreddit. And no, I'm not a moderator, but just because another fellow snarker doesn't agree with you, please do not resort to using horrific terms to attack that person. And to those that have blocked me or have been blocked by me (let's be honest, you won't be able to see this lol), I wish you well.. but just remember that we're here to snark on this one particular has-been and not to attack one another. And with that, back into my "social media break", I go.

I just cancelled my pre-order for this after seeing the backlash.. and honestly, yeah.. I might replace my order depending on how the twins deal with this. Might be too late for a rewrite. I'm still interested in reading the book for the universe, but will definitely be skipping that one particular scene.

Who thinks she's gearing up to sell the house? The constant POV shots of the "clean kitchen" and the "clean living room" and of course the "gorg gorg" and "gorgina" sunset. Also, anyone catch her talking about how cheap it was to keep the lawn maintained??

Kinda related, but also not really.. there is a blind about a former YouTuber/makeup product reviewer turned.. "meat producer" that came out and said that they're basically near bankruptcy. I wouldn't be too surprised if F is nearing it too. Anyone know how much money in total she has sunk into these two properties?

- Kinda chic to not have an eating disorder.

- Kinda chic to not have bruises on my face after a failed cosmetic procedure.

- Kinda chic to not be obsessed with Hailey Bieber.

- Kinda chic to not treat my partner like a door mat.

- Kinda chic to be in your 30s and not be a useless adult.

- Kinda chic to not be an alcoholic egg donor.

I'm backkkk, fellow snarkers!

- Inject yourself with peptides to make yourself super super skinny until you're the same size as the Pockets. CHECK!

- Tattoo your lips a totally rad color and inadvertently trigger an outbreak of the herpes virus. CHECK!

- Tattoo blackheads around the nose area so now your slay skin looks like you have clogged pores all the time. CHECK!

- Cut your hair short to complete the full Hailey Bieber transformation. CHECK! (Just kidding, will probably put her extensions back in to cause more traction alopecia, make yourself completely bald.. such a slayyy)

- Collect all the children toys in existence to make sure there's no breathing or walking room left in the house. CHECK!

Also to note, get everyone around you hooked on these peptides and now everybody looks emaciated; no seriously, does anyone notice how much the veins on her body protrude out now??

But okay, doing all of this.. what for?? What's the endgame here?? Not being sarcastic or anything, but does anybody here really know what she's doing all this for? The lip and blackhead tattoos will fade eventually, you can't keep taking the peptides forever, you WILL eventually become bald with all that stuff you're injecting yourself with. Then what?? The money is already drying up, your OF content is not bringing in as much money.

So tell me F.. and all these "losers" here, what ARE you going to do when J leaves you when he no longer has free use of the AmEx?

Sorry for the lengthy post, I'm about 50% through with all the suggested baking recipes last time. This time, mind suggesting a new book for me to read? Looking for some good non-fiction ones!

First of all, it's been a while since I posted here. How are my fellow snarkers doing? I've been baking a lot recently. Anyone here want to share some recipes? Anyway, let's move on.

- F isn't showing her face simply because the lips are "not lipping". I know there's speculation as to whether or not she did her eyes, but if you do a quick search.. you'll see that the way she handled the aftercare for her lips was completely wrong. You're apparently supposed to keep your lips from cracking, so Vaseline or petroleum jelly application is recommended, one of the things that I found out was that she could simply be having an outbreak of cold sores. Trust me, do a quick search. Lip tattoos are a pretty grueling process as the skin is extremely thin and there are certain medications that you should or shouldn't be on before you get it done. Another thing, she should not have had so many layers done, especially not in ONE sitting. Tl;dr: F has a serious case of cold sores bursting on her lips, showing it to her Snapchaps would lead to people asking about her.. umm.. questionable history.

- No hate towards Windows or HP laptops, I have both a Windows PC and a HP laptop, but it's seriously something to consider that a "famous influencer" who extensively uses Apple products and is most definitely a huge fan of their ecosystem.. can't seem to afford an Apple laptop. Tl;dr: How broke are you, F?

- I can't shake the feeling that all of this is building up to something. The crazy peptide injections for her and her whole family, the constant need to not put your kids in daycare (apparently certain daycare centres have strict policies on parents taking their kids out of the school year for long periods of time), the inactive online adult work, I think F finally secured a family reality show? I have a feeling it's not 100% yet, and that's why she, J and her whole family are trying so hard to make the Canadian house look nicer and putting in so much effort to look "sleigh". I assume filming is going to be done there?

I want to end this post by saying this. Again, I know you're here and reading this, F.

The South Korea thing didn't work out, the Miami thing didn't work out, your California house clearly didn't work out, even buying the Canadian house didn't work out.. and J's "baby clothing line" isn't or probably already isn't working out. All you guys do every day is just miserably make your coffee, bathe in F's thrush water along with her fungus infested fingernails and hair, shoot up unsafe/untested drugs, entertain and enable one another's unhealthy eating disorders/habits. Your biggest achievement in life is telling everyone who much you literally bent over backwards to appease Dan Bilzerian, a person who is SOOOO famous for being such a good person.

Well, I hope you're happy, F. Because the damages that you've done to your body, your children, I hope it's all worth it in the end. You can keep coming after us "losers", but the fact of the matter is.. you need US more than we need you. We only care about the well-being of your children.

And I'm done, the timer just went off on my lemon cheesecake.