u/Flashy_Milk_1515

Lads I’ve been road riding for the past month or so now since getting my first bike. Commute to work 30 minutes each way. Grand.

The problem is that the bike is causing some seriously unwelcome stimulation in the bottom tier of you catch my drift.

I wear briefs and no matter the weather or prior level of excitement I am at full mast about a minute after I leave up until I get into the door. No matter what muscles I squeeze, no matter how many watts I push out I am consistently at attention

I don’t think I’m sexually attracted to my bicycle. It has to be a friction thing, but my form is correct and I’m already wearing briefs. What can I do

Edit; I would like to add this is not bait and I am dead serious. I have tried to have a wank first but it still happens. Please stop DMing me and asking for proof.

Lads I’m gonna be very blunt because this is a throwaway and I don’t care.

I’ve just gone sale agreed on a house. Happy days.

Problem is, the (minimum) down payment and all associated purchasing fees will cost me about 50 grand. I have 60 grand in liquid. I’ll be left with 10,000 directly accessible euro

The rest of my money (about 90 grand) is in the market.

I’m not looking for financial advice I’m looking for opinions on what you would do.

I see choices:

1. pay everything with the cash, leave 10k in the bank, leave the rest in the market untouched. I don’t see any significant expenses (regular or otherwise) that could happen, it’s mainly a mental block

2. pay everything with the cash and take some money out of the market to supplement the liquidity (by 10k? 20k?)

3. split the pay between liquid and money in market (by what ratio? 50/50?)

Thoughts?