u/Foreign_Evidence9781

this manchild is a reall corny streamer but his efforts should actuall be praised as he did a notable 30-day, 24/7 non-stop IRL (In Real Life) streaming event held in April 2025

I’m at my cousin's wedding, minding my own business, when I see my 13-year-old cousin having a total meltdown a few seats away.

Turns out his mom took his phone and is ghosting him. To get him to stop crying, I do the "nice guy" thing and hand him my phone so he can play some games.

My dad waves me over for a second. I leave the kid alone for literally five minutes. When I get back, the seat is empty, and my phone is just lying there face down like a crime scene.

I pick it up, and this kid didn't even have the decency to use incognito mode. He just left straight-up porn open on my browser for God and everyone to see.

I’m panicking, clearing my history like my life depends on it, and looking for this kid to confront him—only to find out his family left the building 60 seconds ago.

I’m honestly stuck between "I just got pranked by a middle schooler" and "this kid seriously needs an intervention." One thing is for sure: he is never touching my phone again. If he’s crying at the next wedding, he can just stare at a wall.