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The most successful franchise in human history. Even Coca-Cola never captured the market this hard.

Under this brand humanity has sold everything:

wars, dictatorships, censorship, beatings, murder, hatred, prisons, corruption, glorified suffering, bans, surveillance, poverty, and industrial-scale disposal of the population in trenches.

And every single time the packaging stays the same:

“We’re protecting family and faith.”

Protecting it from who exactly? Two weird dudes in sweaters? A woman with a career? A book? Somebody who just wants to live differently? Seriously.

Humanity has nuclear weapons, drones, satellites, and biolabs, yet somehow pretends the greatest threat to civilization is a quiet gay programmer whose maximum level of danger is slightly reducing the supermarket’s soy milk supply.

Meanwhile the actual cannibal sits in a marble palace, flies around in a private jet worth tens of millions, and lectures the population about humility, spirituality, and the importance of “making sacrifices.”

Beautiful system, really. You live like a 14th-century feudal lord while explaining to miners, teachers, and cashiers that they need to have more children “for the future of the nation.”

The nation. Sure. Definitely not because the economy runs on cheap desperate labor. Definitely not because armies require a constant shipment of fresh young bodies. Definitely not because the pension system resembles a collapsing Ponzi scheme already looted into yachts by the people at the top.

No, no. It’s all about morality. Holiness. Patriotism, naturally.

Religious-patriotic marketing is honestly genius-tier manipulation. You take a poor person with no healthcare, no prospects, garbage wages, collapsing education, and zero confidence in tomorrow, and instead of fixing any actual problem, you convince them the real enemy is:

feminists, migrants, gays, atheists, video games, the internet, the West, the East, reptilians, Satanists, cyclists, childfree people, and probably oxygen itself.

The important thing is never to look upward. Up there, another self-proclaimed “defender of morality” is buying his fourth villa in Italy.

And the louder someone screams about traditional values, the higher the probability he already has mistresses, offshore accounts, private security, a palace, corruption schemes, and a phone he keeps flipping face-down like it contains launch codes.

But naturally he gets to explain how everyone else should live. Because God. Family. Morality.

The classic trio.

Like plague, rats, and the Middle Ages.

And the fear is always the same underneath it all:

“If people get too much freedom, they’ll stop obeying.”

There it is.

They don’t care about family. They don’t care about morality. They don’t care about faith.

They care about control.

That’s it.

They don’t need you. They need a person who works, reproduces, keeps quiet, fears being different, fears sex, fears ideas, fears neighbors, fears the state, fears God, fears even themselves, yet will happily die for scraps on command from some hysterical talking head on television.

The ideal citizen in an authoritarian system is someone with guilt installed deeper than the spine itself. Someone who self-censors before the police even arrive. Efficient design. Saves money on batons.

Religion, in that setup, often becomes little more than the government’s PR department. Logos, candles, gold domes priced like entire districts of collapsing apartment blocks.

Outside: humility and spirituality.

Inside: money, influence, and political consulting with mafia-level professionalism.

And nothing on Earth is funnier than a billionaire explaining the holiness of suffering to poor people.

It’s like a shark giving lectures on the importance of blood donation.

People who will never own palaces defend palaces.

People who’ll be sent to die demand more wars.

People who are robbed blind and monitored every second demand even more control.

All under the banner of “tradition.”

Tradition of what exactly? Dying for somebody else’s capital? Producing fresh workers for the industrial meat grinder? Treating obedience like a virtue?

Sometimes it feels like civilization itself survives on one gigantic scam.

They sell you a cage and call it order.

A muzzle and call it morality.

Fear and call it faith.

Mass-producing future corpses and call it family values.

And the most disgusting part is that the people pushing all this rarely risk a damn thing themselves.

Their children study abroad.

Their wives live safely overseas.

Their money sleeps in offshore accounts.

They’ve got backup passports ready.

The jet engine is already warmed up.

Meanwhile ordinary people get lectures about duty, sacrifice, defending the motherland, and sacred obligation.

Infantry for the apocalypse.

With a human face.

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I learned how to tell incoming shelling apart by sound before I started sleeping normally again. Pretty useful skill. Really improves your résumé. Schools just forgot to teach that one. Instead we got sines, cosines, and other elegant nonsense that doesn’t explain how to figure out, from a whistle in the sky, whether you’re about to keep your legs. An interesting gap in the education system, honestly.

The worst part of war isn’t even the blood. The brain gets used to blood at an embarrassing speed. Humans are ridiculously adaptable creatures. Within a month you’re casually finishing canned stew five meters from a burned-out armored vehicle because your nervous system has decided: adapt or panic yourself into an early grave. Evolution, beautiful engineering work. Took an ape and turned it into something that can cry over a stray kitten in the morning and casually discuss artillery calibers over breakfast.

And politicians… god, politicians. Those walking tumors on the body of civilization. You see them on TV: smooth faces, ties, confident voices. They say the word “losses” like they’re talking about spilled rice.

“Acceptable losses.”

Of course they’re acceptable. Especially when you’re not the one losing anything. It’s always some nineteen-year-old kid named Alex, still breaking out, who wanted to fix motorcycles, not reassemble his friend into a black plastic bag.

The funniest part is both sides call each other animals. And both are right. Just different animals with different flags. If aliens existed and saw us, they wouldn’t invade. They’d quietly leave a note: “patient is aggressive, treatment is pointless.”

I remember the first time I threw up after a strike. Not because of the bodies. Because a kiosk nearby was still selling ice cream. Half the city in smoke, wounded screaming somewhere, and some exhausted cashier .is still calmly scanning ice cream like nothing happened. And you’re standing there holding this sticky absurdity in your hands realizing the world doesn’t care about your personal apocalypse. Earth keeps spinning. Buses keep running. Someone posts selfies. Someone jerks off. Someone picks new curtains. And you’re trying to remember the color of the eyes of the person they just zipped into a black bag.

Sometimes at night I think the walls are breathing. PTSD is a very creative director. Free horror studio in your head. Door slams? Brain screams “DOWN, FUCKING DOWN.” Fireworks? Heart decides it’s a marathon. And the best part is people later tell you to “just let it go.” Sure. I’ll just let it go. Like a balloon. Except it’s not a balloon, it’s a memory of someone with no lower jaw trying to say something while drowning in their own blood. Turns out that doesn’t let go very easily.

Dark humor helps. Not because it’s funny. Because if you don’t laugh, you start screaming. And screaming gets annoying for the neighbors.

We had one guy who said after every strike:

“Well, minus one more reason to pay the mortgage.”

And everyone laughed like maniacs. Because everyone was one. War doesn’t make people stronger. It breaks them so deeply the cracks start glowing.

And the disgusting part? After a while, you start missing the hell. Normal life feels fake. People talk about coffee, TV shows, discounts, and you look at them like a plague veteran watching kids in a water park. You want to grab them by the shoulders and scream:

“Do you even understand how thin this civilization is?!”

Your entire comfort is basically resting on a couple of old men with nuclear briefcases not waking up in a bad mood today.

And then some armchair patriot shows up online and writes:

“We must fight to the end.”

To whose end, you greasy slab of strategic mayonnaise? To the end of someone else’s children? Someone else’s lives? Someone else’s minds? People love war until it shows up at their door and starts eating them along with the cat.

But the scariest thing isn’t death. Death is at least honest. The scariest thing is adaptation. When a person stops flinching at the word “corpse.” When photos of ruins get scrolled past between memes and dumpling recipes. When human tragedy competes for attention with a dancing raccoon.

That’s when civilization is actually rotting. Not when killing starts. Humans have always killed. But when they start yawning at someone else’s pain. That’s when you can turn off the lights and shut this primate circus down for good.