u/Fortella

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You are NOT ready for his jelly or his new regal lifestyle

Casper has been a very good boy recently, some of his newest adventures features the following;

Brushing his teeth

Not being a public nuisance (as much)

Eating his vegetables

Fighting bears and monkeys

But most importantly: I recently decided that we needed a long line for training, and it's actually going super well so far! BF then decided that he needed to splurge on a fancy harness/collar, (harness because of function, collar because BF wanted it to be a matching set IMO💅) this is the result... Goddamnit, absolutely stunning. I'm actually having a hard time making fun of this, our little goblin looks so SOPHISTICATED. Consider these his gold medals for being funny and cute!😍

Casper's first order of buisness after getting promoted to good boy? Trying to harass swans in the forest and accidentaly going for a swim, despite loud protests from his dad. That's what BF told me at least, but he's clearly just hateful and jelaous? Those swans probably heard about Casper being handsome and wanted to make him their new prince. I obviously believe Casper's version of the story and found it very inspiring.✨️🦢🙃

🐷EDIT: These are from hundstaff.se! (Not sponsored obviously, but it someone from hundstaff is reading this: PLEASE SPONSOR CASPER, HE'S REALLY GOOD AT DOING SPINNY SPINS, HE LOOKS GOOD IN PINK AS WELL, DO IT FOR POOR LITTLE CASPER OH POOR BABY BOY, thank you for your time😂)

u/Fortella — 6 days ago
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Bully saves Sweden from vicious bear

Casper and his human encountered a strange looking character at the park.

They noticed that the man was not wearing pants or underwear.

Casper bravely sprung into action.

A fierce fight ensued, weird beast lost.

Everyone was super impressed, the park was not empty.

Suspect was apprehended and brought to justice (mom.)

Nobody was harmed, everyone clapped.

Casper was celebrated throughout the land (mom's sketchbook.)

According to reports, he was not impressed by the media coverage.

The pervert is currently awaiting trial.

Situation took a weird turn when an unnamed dog removed suspect's shirt.

Casper's dad was quoted as saying "No don't do that, let him have his shirt."

Public opinion is split about the shirt thing...

Thank you so much for all your comments and stuff on my previous posts!💜💜 Me and BF love reading through all of them. You guys are so funny and sweet. It's incredibly entertaining hearing your thoughts about The Menace and his escapades.😂🐷

u/Fortella — 12 days ago
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Yes, he's obviously very smug about it. Her name is Selma and she's a sweetheart💜 They are so fun to watch, just two little bulldozers zooming around. They didn't even tackle any humans today, that deserves a standing ovation.🙏

Don't worry ladies, Casper has a big heart and he's ALWAYS looking for more girlfriends! He's got two so far, which is not nearly enough.

Random unrelated side note: He's been doing so much better lately when it comes to reactivity towards other dogs on walks and obedience! It's absolutely wild, we are so proud of our little pig!

This weekend a random woman stopped her car while she was driving by, said that she sees us around a lot and that she just HAD to tell me how good I am with him, how great our training is going and that I should stand tall... Jaw on the floor, because some days it really feels like everything is going wrong... It was incredibly uplifting! Of course Casper started barking at her, she took it well and understood that it was just overexcitement but still, goddamnit.😂

u/Fortella — 19 days ago