My predictions for RC topics good luck everyone!
Passage 1:
Lil Guy loves his niche art form even though critics wish he wouldn’t make jazz glass blowing so political.
Passage 2:
American employers used to make us work 67 hours a week for 42¢ until one day some immigrants got here and said “Damn bitch you live like this?” sparking the first union in the region.
Passage 3: (Comparative)
Text A - Judges should tell the truth generally, but sometimes it’s hard so as long as they try their best or have some really good judicial reason to lie it’s okay ☺️
Text B - Literally if you think any judge is capable of honesty ever you are a fucking fool and you should be ashamed of yourself lmfaoooo
Passage 4: (adapted from an article originally written in 1998)
Early evidence that mass extinction of the dinosaurs was caused not by the impact of Earth by a meteor, but by the hole it tore in the ozone layer, undermines what was previously attributed to “Global Warming,” leaving the fate of America in the hands of Future President Gore yet again