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Thanks to the fast work of an inside source, u/charles_miners_scarf, we have a near-total screen recording of today's live. And boy do I gotta tell you, it's a doozy. I have reviewed quite a few off-the-wall MS lives in my day, but this one still shocked me. Do not continue reading if you are opposed to hearing about any of the following topics: grody dishwasher smells, MS being a terrible pet owner, MS and C's sex life, and MS's solo sex life. She claimed that Instagram either deleted or didn't upload her live because she was talking about sex, but I think we all know the more likely reason is that she realized this was embarrassing, even by her standards.

We open to a shot of her fridge while a stream of comments comes in, trying to give her directions on how to clean her dishwasher. She comes into the frame and sings "Oh hell no!" really loudly then dives into the dishwasher. She shouts from within the dishwasher about water being built up and continues to loudly ask her followers how she can get the filter out of her dishwasher. She gets a bunch of conflicting advice about twisting it off. She gags and yells about how horrible the smell is and how there is mold back there. She runs off to a hair tie, and for whatever reason people in the comments are talking about how hilarious this is. For anyone unfamiliar with this kind of stink bomb dishwasher issue, in a previous live she admitted she puts plates in the dishwasher with food on them so that probably clogged it and is causing the smell. Also, she lives in an apartment and could've just called their maintenance service and avoided all this insanity. She comes back into the frame with a hair tie and proceeds to put her hair up while still wearing the gloves that she just reached inside of the stinky, moldy dishwasher with. Barf.

MS goes off to get a screwdriver and is already panting heavily and yelling at her followers, then proceeds to show the inside of her dirty dishwasher so her followers can explain how to clean it better. It is so infuriating to watch this happen for another few minutes or so while she fails to make any progress, and just gets more frustrated at her followers for not having solved it already. Someone buys her a badge during all of this for some unknown reason. She screams into the camera about how horrible the smell is and this whole sequence is truly an assault on the senses. Everyone is telling her to call for help, and she says that they take too long, but then she decides that she's finally giving up. She is breathing really hard and visibly wet with sweat. She then describes the scene as smelling like "straight up booty meat" and yells into the camera some more. She then says that maybe her dirty dishwasher is part of why she has been so sick lately. But I thought she had bad allergies? Or was she diagnosed with a severe sinus infection and bronchitis? I can't keep up. Anyways, she continues breathing heavily and gagging and says she's going to go take a shower. Now she gags more and runs out of the kitchen.

She says she needs to stay in an apartment forever because she doesn't want to fix these gross things herself. MS then comments C would not fix it if he was home, and would just tell her to call maintenance. She claims the smell was mixing with her spray tan, and then brings up the claim that she may have "mold poisoning" because she and C have been coughing a lot lately. She then complains about her couch that she has had for 4 years that the cats have torn apart. Now she launches into a rant about cat hair being all over her apartment, and claims to be very "grateful and blessed" but sometimes she feels like she lives in the "town dump". Someone else buys her a badge. MS is getting really heated about the two thousand dollar couch that she bought herself because now it's "destroyed". She talks about needing upgrades in her apartment and looks around with what I can only describe as crazy eyes. Another person buys her a badge. She yells that she's tired of her rug as well.

Now MS shifts gears and says she wants to practice some gratitude and starts by taking a deep, wheezing breath. In a weird southern accent, she says "I am very lucky to live where I live. I have much more than I need. I am warm, I am fed, and I have a place to sleep... and I have two cats that I love" When she says the last part, she has a crazy eye twitch that seems to mean she does not love her cats. She continues taking deep breaths while talking about how her career is "thriving" and that she is going on a fun vacation tomorrow (JB's five day bachelorette party). She then makes a weird face while letting out a sigh that I can only describe as a death rattle. She flips the camera to Yoda, who is just minding his business sitting on the floor. Louis comes up too, and then she says she looked into getting them cat-nail covers but C looked it up and heard that cats can swallow them and possibly choke so he said that he didn't want to use them. She seems annoyed by this. Some followers suggest de-clawing the cats, which I understand to be very painful for them and illegal in countries like the UK and certain states in the US. Luckily MS says she won't do that and is pretty sure it's illegal. She yells at one of the cats for doing something and threatens to take out the vacuum to scare them, in a semi-joking but too serious way. She then laughs to herself for some reason when repeating that C is telling her "but what if they choke?". She zooms in on her sweaty, shiny face and says she just needs to go on vacation. She then shows that her blinds have been chewed on, and her credit cards look the same, and is visibly very annoyed by this but clearly takes no proactive steps to prevent the cats from getting ahold of those things.

Now for the most infuriating part. MS says that she doesn't even like cats and that she can't believe she ever got one. But she got Louis when she was "traveling a lot" and needed something that could "self-sustain for two or three days". I certainly hope she wasn't leaving the poor kitty home alone for that long and not having someone come over to check on him, clean the litter box, etc. She now changes gears and talks about her "first and only" pair of Louboutins she bought for $500 used, which she claims Yoda chewed up. She can blame the cat, but we all know she tripped and fell in those heels and scuffed them up herself. Now she explains, based on a gross post from earlier about leaving her panties in the car during a carwash, that they were only in there because she goes straight from working out to the sauna, and changes from her normal clothes her bathing suit. Then she starts alluding to what "happens during the day when you're wearing panties", and refuses to say the word discharge, but it was "some of that". She says she is going to go call the maintenance man, and thanks to everyone who has left her badges. MS reveals that Instagram won't let her cash out until she hits $100 in tips from badges, and of course, begs for more.

A follower out of nowhere asks a "TMI" question about the "days where spontaneous sex existed in your life". Her following answers include a lot of sporadic blaccent. She says she and C started dating first through doing "adult exercise" and then catching feelings. She then talks about how it was "all the time" and describes herself as such a horndog who would do it "twice a day". She then asks, "am I the only one like that?", and says her friends always complain that their husbands want to do it when they don't want and she doesn't understand that. MS now says she and C are more "once-a-weekers", and describes herself as ready to go "any time". She then says if they haven't seen each other in a while they may do it more often, but they're really just "best friends" who enjoy just laying in bed cuddling, or talking, or watching videos. She says that snuggling is their "love language". She now reads a comment and says she and C have never done it in a car because he's "too big", but "every now and then" they get "adventurous in the kitchen". She talks more about them doing it, then says she's going out of town tomorrow so they will "rendezvous" tonight and then "rendezvous" when she gets back. If she had a choice she says they'd do it more, but she's fine with how often they do it now. She then adds how C is also really tired when he gets home from work.

Now she describes herself as a "big advocate" for masturbation. A follower asks about when she's going to post her lipo before-and-after, and she seems to get annoyed and says she will "post it when she feels like doing it". She now yells at the camera about how she has been really cutting back on smoking, but she's going to a bachelorette party this weekend and will "probably" be drinking, then proceeds to hit her vape. She then says she has no idea how girls get off with just their hands because she wants "no part of that" and also usually has nails on. She does say she has a good vibrator, and that using it is a great mood booster. She says she's going to go call the maintenance man and says that before anyone asks "he's not good looking" because now her mind is going to porno scenarios. She makes a joke about finally "getting off now" that is not funny, and thankfully the live is over. I need several drinks after watching this. I can't with her lately.

Shout out to u/sprinkydinks73 for requesting this review. Much like MS, I guess I am just a sucker validation from strangers on the internet. So here is a long rambling about her relationship with C that she has somehow deemed general relationship advice.

MS sets the tone by screeching, "#nofilteramIright?!" She loves Instagram filters though, and will probably always use them because she thinks they're fun. Over a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, MS started reminiscing about how far her relationship with C has come and therefore decided she wants to do a "relationship advice" style live today. She gives a rough TL of their relationship: First date in 2017, became bf/gf in 2018. But 2020-21 was the first full year they've gone without breaking up. She acknowledges maybe she shouldn't be the one giving relationship advice, in part because she doesn't like speaking on C's behalf and putting everything out into the open since he's not really a social media guy. But this is about advice of course, not strictly the intimate details of her relationship, right? Wrong. She proceeds to tell us her and C broke up in July 2017, and New Years of 2019, and then got back together last January. So today she's going to tell us what made her relationship work so well this year because they've been BFFs lately. She jokes she would much rather talk about shitting her pants than her relationship.

Now Ms proceeds to talk at length and in detail about her relationship. Previously, MS had felt very insecure in her relationship with C for various reasons. After high school, C went to a big state school and was in a frat, meanwhile during that parallel time in her life MS was in her first marriage before getting divorced in 2014. After that, she went on a self-described 'wild phase. She also always assumed sorority girls were hoes, which is lovely. According to her, she had strict parents and for example, wasn't allowed to wear nail polish until high school. She later admits she was wild in high school, but not that wild because all she did was sneak out and go to parties and have a few beers and smoke weed. So it sounds like her parents maybe weren't so unreasonable after all. She always wanted to be a cheerleader but her parents said no, only because you "should not cheer for someone else, you should have people cheering for you!" So she did ballet instead. And if she was going to college she had to be there on a sports scholarship or be there to "pursue an education", and she was never good enough at any sport to get a scholarship. And I guess she just didn't care to pursue an education instead. Her sister did however get a soccer scholarship. after she got divorced then she went on a real crazy phase while she was waitressing and drinking/smoking a lot after work.

C was apparently really popular in his frat, and he was a flywheel instructor at the time so he was in really good shape back then. So a bunch of gorgeous college girls would take his class. And so when they first got together, she was insecure about the fact that C had female friends because she never really had guy friends. All the guys she met would either want to date her or sleep with her appearance. She's a total girl's girl, who doesn't really have guy friends. There was one girl who lived in the area, and something in her 'gut' told her something was going on. So she would cry, and go through his phone all the time, and part of the reason they broke up the second time was that he was tired of her doing that. He didn't feel like she trusted him, and she kept violating his privacy. Nothing she found was under the category of cheating, she just found normal exchanges between him and his female friends. Her last bf before C was what she calls 'protective' and would frequently look through her phone, but she "knew she wasn't cheating so it was never an issue". This is a really toxic mindset. Anyways, this female friend in question would invite C out places, and then if he mentioned MS was coming along with them the friend would allegedly cancel the plans last minute. She would then talk all this trash about C's friend and how ugly and terrible she is. Then they'd get into a fight because C would defend his friend and tell her to not be so insecure. Eventually, they sat down and decided to tell C's friend that she needs to learn to deal with MS coming out with them sometimes because they're together now. And the friend allegedly said sometimes MS made her feel insecure because MS is just such a badass. She admits she felt that the friend had an 'agenda', not that she necessarily wanted to be with C but that the friend wanted C to break up with MS.

She then goes "shit! he's about to walk in the door. when he walks in we're going to pretend to be talking about something else". Apparently, C doesn't like being put on blast to all her followers! C comes in and says hey, and she goes "Hi baby" and he leaves the room. She then resumes talking about their relationship just as loudly as before. She was just being this 'too cool' aloof girl, and C wanted her to communicate with him more. But she doesn't go through his phone anymore, because he got a new phone and changed his password to a 6 digit one. She's so confident, but she has issues with men because of her relationship with her dad and her ex-BF who cheated on her. Except when her dad gives her rent and purse money, then they're good. But she reminds us she still watches C's Instagram feed, and if she sees any hot girls on his feed he makes him unfollow them.

Anyway, her main relationship tips are communication, setting your boundaries, being able to banter together. C tells her a lot she can't take a joke, because he will make the smallest criticism in jest and MS will get really mad right away and say something actually mean back. But she never takes anything she reads online seriously though guys! The biggest change this time around for her and C was "wanting it" more. Usually, as soon as they fight, MS will shut down and say he's done with the relationship without talking about it at all. And now MS has realized life without C sucks, so the fights are worth choosing to talk through. Wow, imagine that. Also, apparently, guys are just not smart, or at least they just don't think about what women want and fail to compliment them as much as they want. So now she tells C "give me a compliment" or "I need attention". She then reads some comments and mentions she and C make date night a priority, and they always go out Sundays after church. Not sure about this one, I've seen her go to church maybe 3 times the past few months. But they do eat out a LOT. And they eat dinner together every night and try to do fun activities, like tonight they're going to an ax-throwing place tonight. I am imagining a picture of her holding an ax later tonight with a caption about strong women/female empowerment. She ended up not going to the casino because she didn't know how the weather would be, but she's going to go have a date night with C and play pool. She signs off by blowing a kiss to the camera, and saying she will save the live because she hopes everyone will find it "insightful"

Hey boss babes! I know what you're all thinking, "what self-respecting human would subject themselves to listening to 40 minutes of MS talking on a Saturday morning?!" However, since MS has blessed us all with a doozy of a live, and to prevent the suffering of my fellow boss babes, I have decided to take one for the team and create this review. Anything for the snark!

We start off with MS taking a sip of her coffee and acknowledging that the lighting is too bright because the sun is quite literally shining right in her face. Oh well! The filter kind of helps, and who cares about having a quality GRWM anyways. She's not sure if it's the irritability from quitting smoking a few days ago, but lately, she has been taking zero shit from anyone. She says the words "actually eat my ass, I don't care" in response to these undefined haters. She also explains she's not an 'average' influencer like one of the Kardashians, because didn't ask for a following, people just started following her because she's "cool" and they "liked her jam". I'm sure all the followers she has very clearly paid for would beg to differ, but okay MS. Anyways, now for the big announcement: she's getting liposuction on February 3rd! And anyone who has anything bad to say about it can actually "suck on her nipples" because she "loves her body but would just love it more if she had a flat stomach". This is definitely a healthy mindset! MS also knows that she's going to get a lot of hate for this decision, but it's okay because she never reads the hate comments anyway. She was just worried about "putting her body on display" at first which is why she was considering not sharing that she was having lipo. MS posted a picture of her whole booty on her feed just last week, but surely this was a modesty issue. People also love to mention to her that her hair is dead, and she doesn't appreciate it because she totally knows and just totally doesn't care. It's not like she regularly posts about her hair care affiliate clothes claiming her hair is healthy and beautiful or anything. MS also thinks the audacity of people is at an all-time high, and unless MS specifically asks for your opinion she doesn't care. There are flashes of her blaccent throughout this rant. according to her, the only people that will message her hating about her plastic surgery are jealous because they can't afford it. Of course! We are all just jealous haters and not people with eyes who can see that her warped self-image is preventing her from accurately judging how overdone her face is.

Apparently, it is not her job or responsibility to empower women; they just feel empowered and inspired by all the amazing social media content she puts out. She then pauses to flirt with her own reflection and forgets what she is saying because the filter is just making her look SO good. She says not even going under for the lipo, and they're instead just giving her a bunch of laughing gas because it's cheaper that way. Still going to be at least $3k for the lipo, and honestly being awake for that procedure sounds scary IMO. But she does claim to keep close tabs on her money to keep track of what she's spending so we can all back off.

MS has her own genius explanation as to why she has so many haterz: it is just like her smoking addiction and how she hated the act of smoking but kept doing it. People are addicted to checking on her social media and seeing how she is doing and hating on her! Cue her squinting into the sun as she reads comments. Ms says "if you message me anything negative I will just block you and assume you're jealous". If the people who hate on her actually got to know her they'd like her, because whenever her followers meet her in person they tell her "you're exactly like you are on social media and you are so nice and kind and funny!" and MS is like "I know right?". But she doesn't care if you don't agree, she's over it. She then reminds us she's getting lipo and suddenly flashes her whole stomach, revealing she's still in just her underwear. She says that the lipo will keep her more motivated to keep working out and eat better as well. Cue more squinting at the camera. She works out SO much guys, and even though last night she ate a whole box of girl scout cookies. Plus, if she pays a few thousand on lipo she will be less likely to do that again.

Blah blah blah and... she's talking about all the makeup she got at TJ Maxx the other day and about the new Younique concealer. More squinting at the camera and reading comments. "I work too hard to not do what I want. And I do work hard. And by work hard I mean A), for my money, and B), on my body. Like I worked out already this morning." Now that's a daily win right there! She starts shilling her teeth whitening BS thing she has, and shills some hair products. Usually, C is working on Saturdays but he has today off and asked her if she wanted to go downtown and get brunch. She then jokes that she responded to him, "do you want to make a baby, because that shit was hot". Barf. Also, I thought she hated kids the other week?

Her lipo pre-op appointment is next week, and she's going to double-check and make sure she can bring her phone in so she can show her followers everything. But she only shares selective parts of her life, guys. As this whole discussion is happening, she is overfilling her brows in a shade that is way too dark per usual. She also mentions how big her boobs are and that they cause back pain, so she may contemplate getting a breast reduction one day. but for now, she loves having big boobs too much, and instead she just tries to get a massage every week! She then lifts up her shirt to flash us her bra and her underboob.

She reads a comment from a follower saying they love how unapologetic MS is, even back in high school. She responds in a blaccent essentially that she "really didn't give a shit" in high school. She just didn't take other people's thoughts into consideration and liked who she was, and still likes who she is. She reads a nice comment from a follower and squeals about it. Then she says a lot of people say she was a bully in high school, but she "for sure wasn't a bully" in high school. People always tried to "beat her ass", but it was just because she was unapologetically herself. But she never actually got her ass beat because she didn't engage with the haters even then. Pause for some shilling of the long talon press-ons she's wearing. She got into fights in middle school, but not in high school although other people tried to fight her and she always said "no thanks". She tells us a quick story about how she was walking down the stairs to her cafeteria in high school, and there was a girl at the bottom of the stairs staring at her. And she said she heard MS talking shit and was trying to rile her up, and MS just put her hand on her shoulder and said "this is embarrassing for you I'm not gonna do this, so I'm gonna just go. I highly doubt she handled anything this well, and I bet this didn't go down remotely how she said it did. One of her favorite lines to really burn people was "would your mom be proud of this behavior?" I think that's a question she really needs to start asking herself these days. She had a "really good" time in high school, and a lot of people assume she was a cheerleader but she claims she played soccer and also did ballet outside of school. "I had a lot of fun, I loved high school. I thought it was a lot of fun." Can't relate, sis! I am always a bit suspicious of anyone that says they looooved high school.

She talks about how she started getting botox at 19 and getting her lips done at age 20. Also she's going to a hairstylist to get "fairy hair" extensions put in, whatever that means. She describes it as tinsel taped into your hair? Her outfit today is also going to be "cute af" today, so stay tuned for pictures later. I'm expecting her to make C take a bunch of pictures of her at brunch, lol. She also tells us a story about how when her and C first started dating they'd smoked weed and were watching a show, and they thought it was so funny the mouths didn't match what the characters were saying. She complains that her lashes are clumping, and then says "my body is fucking delicious and yummy but it would be literally a dessert buffet if I had a flatter stomach. and if I can afford it, and I have the time to stay home in bed for a week or whatever...." I love watching her rationalize this bad decision in real-time. She also remarks that she looks so much better with the filter on than she does in real life right now. She tells us that C tells her that her body is "lush" and she believes him, so that's lovely. She says her lipo is targeting her stomach and love handles, and that her goal is to look like Beyonce laying down, whatever that means. She leaves us by singing "the tank is clean" and then talking in blaccent about how she wants brunch and bloody maries. After she gets lipo she will be in bed for a few weeks, so there's no doubt we'll be getting more eccentric MS content soon.

A post it with a prayer was spotted on her computer. The last lines were deliver me from all who pursue me. Can't roll my eyes hard enough. I guess that's her mantra when she's scrolling this sub and reporting things. I'm appealing the reports to the admins becasue they don't make sense anyway and I think it's just caught in the AI filter. But don't let her fool you, she's being a gremlin on reddit again and not being peaceful whole earth mother crunchy knocked up babe.

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