i spent over an hour and a half on this so i could tell the MUNA fan wannabeher hotline about something because i don’t have a crush on anyone right now but bruh here is my indie musician/gay remake of home alone stunt cast:
kevin - katie gavin (duh)
marv - naomi mcpherson
harry - phoebe bridgers
kate mccallister - lucy dacus
fuller mccallister - julien baker
buzz mccallister - YUNGBLUD
marley - christian lee hutson
linnie mccallister - audrey hobert
megan mccallister - josette maskin (edit: this was originally natalie from weyes blood but i realized i SOMEHOW FORGOT JOSETTE?!?!?! that’s so unlike me i’m lowkey pissed at myself. natalie from weyes blood can be an understudy i guess because josette HAS to be in this remake.)
jeff mccallister - claud
gus polinski - caleb hearon
peter mccallister - rufus wainwright
uncle frank - jeff tweedy from wilco
aunt leslie mccallister - neko case
officer balzak - joe keery from DJO
uncle rob - jack antonoff from Bleachers
sondra mccallister - carol ades
rod mccallister - javier reyes from post animal
tracy mccallister - chappell roan
brooke mccallister - leith ross
heather mccallister - florence welch from florence and the machine
i legit left the hotline two voicemails about this stunt cast because i was so committed to the bit 💀
brb gotta do my work trainings ✌🏻