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u/Frijoles4ever

r/Simpsons r/tompetty
▲ 119 r/Simpsons

Will you please tell your son to stop. We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo TSSS!

u/Frijoles4ever — 16 days ago
▲ 26 r/Simpsons

Come protect the motherland (in the navy) Come on and join your fellow men (in the navy) Come on, be bold and make a stand (In the navy) in the navy, (in the navy) in the navy

u/Frijoles4ever — 18 days ago
▲ 211 r/tompetty+1 crossposts

See that drink girl speeding down the street? She's worried about the state of public schools. She likes to party, she likes to rock. She prays our schools don't run out of chalk.

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago
▲ 53 r/Simpsons

I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows.

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago
▲ 313 r/Simpsons

Throw up your hands and raise your voice. Monoraiiilll. What's it called? Monoraiiilll. Once again. MONORAIIILLLLLL!!

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago
▲ 106 r/Simpsons

Anyhow. I must of looked at somebody the wrong way. Because the next thing I knew, I was running for my life.

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago
▲ 133 r/Simpsons

Hey! When you're done with that, I got something up here you can bite on. Hey. Why don't you be polite, ya stinkin pussbag!

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago
▲ 92 r/Simpsons

That's one small step for man. And one giant leap for mankind. Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.

u/Frijoles4ever — 1 month ago