u/Froggen-The-Frog

All material wants does not and will never include glasses that never get dirty, nor will it ever include anything making your eyesight better other than standard glasses and contacts, if you choose glasses they will just magically never accrue grime or get foggy or anything else you may personally consider dirty. Nobody will question this and it will apply to you as a person and not to the glasses themselves, the glasses will be able to get dirty again if you do not possess them. Attempting to find loopholes to monetize your magical glasses somehow or to obtain any otherwise unspecified sidegrade to the non dirty glasses with all material wants will lead to me, yes me, finding you in real life and defenestrating your balls.

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Have gotten gold on all AR trials, and saw a comment saying you need to get 10 below the goal to unlock the brutal bat but even after all of my efforts of redoing the trials to get perfect runs, double triple quadruple checking all of them I still do not have the diamond brutal bat and I just have no idea what to do.

The patch notes on June 2nd say this is a bug that has been patched and I am indeed on the most recent version of the game, I have no idea where to go from here.

Any advice?