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Genetics: Golden Goat x Pineapple Kush
I was searching around for some flower to stock up on since I got more rec back & saw this pop up on the menu Saturday at 18 per unit. After seeing that it was pushing 3% terps, that was more than enough of a reason for me to swing by and grab this Q + the L'Orange rosin cart. This is also going my first time trying any flower from the Phat Panda line, so I had no idea what to expect in terms of the quality and condition of the buds. Snagged the Q for 36 OTD. 🤙🏾
Review
Cure: 2.5/5. Oops! All the larf. 🥀. The buds in both of my jars were covered in excess sugar leaves, like ALOT alot. Excess leaves aside, the buds themselves are pretty decently sized for the most part. Minimal to no stick on the outside, while all the good stuff is on the inside and is a little bit sticky. Each jar did have one substantially larger chonky boi amongst the larfy smaller buds. ✔️
Nose: 4.5/5. HEAVY terpinolene forward scents right out of the jar. There's a bit of some floral gas somewhere in there, but it is definitely overpowered by the heavy lemon/citrus assault on da nostrils. Very aeromatic, salivating, & was a very nice suprise to smell, especially after the horrid cure. 💨
Taste: 3.75/5. The nose translates to the taste for the most part. There isn't much of the heavy terpinolene taste on the inhale or exhale, but it's there in lighter amounts. Tastes like a gassy weed with bits of lemon sprinkled in. There is honestly more of the heavier terpinolene notes on the "mouth windbreaker" that it leaves behind if anything. 🤤
Effects: 4.5/5. She actually smokes, and pretty damn well might I add. The effects start off with an immediate cerebral sensation that got me somewhat locked in and focused ( once you get past the initial onset of effects ). On top of that, it does have a nice relaxing layer of soothing effects that's makes the muscles & joints less achy overall. Definitely a more social and chattier strain imo, and this is perfect for talking trash on a headset while wrecking someone's day in online gaming. While of course being sufficiently medicated to boot. 🫠
Legs: 3.75/5. 45 min. 🔥
Overall: 3.8/5. For a random quarter I didnt avidly plan on getting, this smoked really fucking well. ESPECIALLY for being 60% off the MSRP. Everything about this strain was pretty solid imo except for the cure and "Larfzilla" vibes. Something tells me that if I took the time to pick off all the excess sugar leaves, that this would definitely weigh in under 7gs ( it barely made 7 as it stands smh ). But besides that one glaring flaw, it smokes just fine and definitely got me baked in a Sativa forward way. Would possibly scoop again if the buds were in better condition, but obviously we as patients won't know about that until after we've gotten the jar and opened it. Also if I remember correctly, this strain used to be called "Golden Shower". And I'm pretty sure we all know why they changed it 😭💀🤣. Regardless, this is actually a very solid strain. I'm gonna need to keep an eye out for this to drop in the Live Resin carts, as well as some solventless heat. 👏🏾
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