(I don’t want anyone to feel penalized for answering, so I’m asking y’all to avoid downvoting top-level comments.)
Looking at the sky yesterday, it occurred to me to ask:
How do chemtrail believers think clouds work?
Why do some clouds have defined borders, and others are just overcast? Why do different clouds form at different altitudes? What makes a cloud come together, and another one dissipate?
I took a walk last night, and near a baseball field there was some kind of ground-based chemtrail being sprayed everywhere. There was both a spray and a mist coming out of some kind of plastic and metal things embedded in the ground, and I would have had to walk through the mist to get past it.
Obviously I turned right around and went home. But I’m worried that this might be some kind of new way to deploy chemtrails. Maybe they’ve given up on airplanes because of the massive logistical headaches of manufacturing chemtrail chemicals, storing them and transporting them to airports, storing them on the ground at airports, loading them into aircraft tanks, and balancing the load for flight, all while keeping the hundreds of thousands of people spread across every major world government cooperating with each other without breaking cover.
Or maybe they’re just expanding the operation. But obviously they’re spraying on the ground now! And it has me worried, because I might have breathed some of it in before I figured out how deadly it could be. Will I live?