Mother's Day Pokemon Card Request
I have a unique request that I hope I'm in the right place for. My wife is an ardent believer that mothers should only receive Mother's Day gifts from the people they are the mothers of. This leaves me in a weird spot, because I want to get her something, but she isn't my mother. So my workaround is to use the 3 pets we have as surrugates. We still play Pokemon Go, and I want to get her some custom Pokemon cards instead. I whipped AI into coming up with some of the text for a lot of these. I'm looking to pay $20 per card, and understand that the turnaround on this won't be 10 minutes like some others that I've posted here in the past. If I'm lucky, I can get them printed out for tomorrow. If not, it will be late, and that's fine too.
Wonka is the copper colored dog, Bacchus is the brindle, and Snoopy is obiviously the cat. That's the best picture I have of her being a "Snoopy stole", and I included 2 other pictures for her card. One is the wife in her Renn Faire garb, because I'd rather she be dressed up nicely for this card, and the other is Snoopy drooling because it really is a key part of her personality (seriously, it's a big puddle on your shoulder). I definitely want the picture on that card to be Snoopy on her shoulders while in Faire garb, and the drool has to be in there somewhere. Have fun with these stylistically, because I want them to feel like real Pokemon cards. I'm going to put them into sleeves to sell the theme better too.
Wonka - The Sunbathing Hound Pokémon
Type: Ghost / Fire
HP: 170
Ability: Anxious Apparition
When a new opponent enters battle, this Pokémon may immediately retreat into the shadows.
Raises Evasion sharply.
Move 1: Wookiee Wail — Ghost
80 Damage
The user unleashes an unsettling howl that sounds vaguely galactic.
Has a chance to confuse the opponent.
Move 2: Solar Pancake — Fire
The user absorbs heat by lying in direct sunlight at irresponsible temperatures.
Restores HP every turn.
Pokedex entry:
Wonka spends most of her day hiding from unfamiliar visitors. However, the word “walk” causes her to enter a state of uncontrollable excitement and ceremonial paw flailing. Scholars believe this behavior serves no evolutionary purpose.
Retreat Cost: Free
Height: 2'
Weight: 67 lbs
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Bacchus - The Whining Bruiser Pokémon
Type: Fighting / Grass
HP: 190
Ability: Selective Courage
This Pokémon fears harmless household objects at random.
Flip a coin when battling against Normal-type Pokémon. If heads, must retreat
Move 1: Tantrum Toss — Fighting
130 Damage
The user flails with dangerous force when lifted off the ground.
This attack also damages nearby allies.
Move 2: Whiney Reunion - Normal
The user howls dramatically upon the Trainer’s return.
All allied Pokémon recover HP.
Pokedex entry:
Despite its intimidating appearance, Bacchus is terrified of certain household objects, particularly bathroom scales. Researchers do not know why.
Retreat Cost: Cannot retreat; too stubborn
Height: 1' 10"
Weight: 72 lbs
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Snoopy - The Unbothered Cat Pokémon
Type: Flying / Psychic
HP: 120
Ability: Queen DGAF
Move 1: Ceiling Prophecy — Psychic
90 Damage
The user stares into unseen dimensions beyond mortal understanding.
Flip a coin. If heads, opponant is confused.
Move 2: Snoopy Stole — Flying
120 Damage
The user launches itself onto a Trainer’s shoulders and refuses to move.
Restores HP each turn while attached.
Pokedex entry:
Snoopy moves through its environment with astonishing noise despite possessing the anatomy of a cat. Experts remain baffled.
Retreat Cost: Expensive
Height: 11"
Weight: Surprisingly dense