u/GeekParadox_

I just finished the book and I heard that Bram Stoker’s Dracula from 1992 was one of the more accurate adaptations so I watched it. OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WHY??? PEOPLE SING THE PRAISES OF THIS MOVIE!!! Why was it so weird??? IT DID NOT NEED TO BE THIS KINKY!!! ACTIVELY SHOULDNT’VE BEEN THIS KINKY!!! WHY IS THERE A LOVE PLOTLINE FOR NO REASON!! WHY DID THEY TURN MINA’S VAMPIRIZATION INTO SOME KINKY SEX THING??? IT WAS WEIRD!!!

Also why does Dracula have a butt shaped hairstyle? And why is his mist form green I can’t get over how much it looks like cartoon farts

This movie was NOT Bram Stoker’s Dracula and it’s frankly disrespectful to slap his name on it even if it’s technically a mostly accurate adaptation

Marked nsfw just in case