u/General-Pea8811 — reddlx

its been exactly 21,305 days since i last saw tabatha, 21,305 days since she was last ran over by french cowboys in a van. we met back in highschool, such young unfiltered love, we both wanted to run away, run away from societys standards, run away from what society wanted us to do. we wanted to be free, an ever upmost ephemeral sense of freedom. Such a feeling of onism turned into something so much bigger. we got married in some run down cabin, away from the cities and noise and had three children; martha, cartha, and fartha. we had such a loving family, we loved it. until... until i started drinking. the pressure of work and freedom was just too much. i began to feel trapped, like a bird in a cage with alcohol being the only key. and before i knew it, when i had begun to use the key and free myself, i had begun to bite the hands near me. and what i mean by that is i beat my kids. i beat my wife. i regretted it so, but then... tabatha sat me down on the couch after our three kids went to bed after dinner. she said "im sorry, but this just isnt working out." she slid divorce papers towards me, and i had no choice but to sign. our whole relationship is built on freedom, and who am i to keep her from freeing herself? i would too. she took the kids, the cat, the mice in our walls, and took half of my savings which was just 10 bucks becaus i only had like 20 because i spent it all on beer. i was destroyed, time skip likw 5 years later i figure out shes now with a butch lesbian which was actually my best friends wife who were both secret lesbians in highschool, and im not homophobic or whatever but that kinda hurt me cuz double you tee eff!!! i heard it through my child martha, who had managed to contact me via super top secret messaging app that could send the fbi towards me if i leaked it. and then... the crash happened, iwas at the scene. i watched my wife get murdered in cold blood by french cowboys. then i was suddenly kidnapped, and taken away by the french cowboys and sent here. turns out the french cowboys were actually the mods henchmen who were brainwashed to capture people. now i spent the rest of my miserable days in this basement.