u/GeneralPlanet

If you are going to the game vs the Rangers at Fenway Friday evening I have but a humble request.

Several hours before game time please go a bit further north to Salem, stop at any of the magic/wiccan/mystical stores in town, and pick up some sage, rosewater, crystals, or whatever the proprietor recommends for dispelling hexes, jinxes and the like. Then arrive at Fenway as soon as possible, ideally as batting practice starts, and perform whatever cleansing ritual is appropriate for the equipment you have to remove whatever dark presence is haunting this team.

Will it work? Probably not, but there is a nonzero chance it will and I think we are well beyond desperate.