u/General_Esdeath

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Had my own Olivia TNTL "flaints" moment with my toddler

My toddler (clutching a handful of moss): Look at my sqwump.

Me: Your moss?

Toddler: No my sqwump!

Me: Your swamp?

Toddler: NO MY SQWUMP!!

Me: Your stump?

Toddler: NO!! MY SQWUMP!! SQWUMP!!!

Me (holding back tears of laughter): oh sorry, your sqwump?

Toddler: Yeah. My sqwump. I need to feed it to my frog.

Me: Oh ok, let me get a cup for your sqwump...

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