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Delusion and brain degradation speaks for itself
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Delusion and brain degradation speaks for itself

Absolute humanoid, now I 100% believe either aliens came and skinwalked as humans either india released a bunch of robots to test if we can see that they are humanoids because an actual human can't handle that much delusion in the brain! It damages the frontal lobe to the point of no return! An IQ too low? Its just too many brainwashed people who are the dumbest people possible! And then these hydrocephalus troglodytes who are subhuman so they are not homo sapiens, they always be like "oMg [insert countries who's corrupt goverment turns their people into broke boys] iS nUmbeR 1 iN iNfrA! [insert countries who's corrupt goverment turns their people into broke boys] aBsoLutEly deStrOYs chINa!". And they be typing that on a chinese phone living in a house that was probably built by china too.

First off, the chinese infra guys have more neurons in the brain than this delusional future worker ant, so they don't need anything to prove to the delusional damaged brain humanoids.

Second off, if shanghai would be pales compared to india then people's phones, cars, luxury bags, etc would be indian and delhi's aqi would have to be divided by 2 to pass china.

Thrid, Unit 731? And you support it? That's the most sinophobic thing ever and also an example of extreme brain damage. Overall, very brainwashed, very delusional, sadly beyond saving due to rabies.

TL:DR: venting about the guy in the replies.

u/Gladkikh — 4 days ago
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(btw no there was no fridge in my room)

I have like the worst arachnophobia in the world

Dream: so in my room there was just a regular box with a small hole that I put stuff on so id just walk past it but then suddenly it shot hundreds and hundreds of little spiders right onto my face. The spiders were like a bullet, all holding on to each other and when they landed on my face they all went different directions. I could feel them crawling on me. I spent a long time brushing all the little spiders off. So I went to ask some uncle who owns the house and sleeps on another bed in my room, why are spiders randomly shooting out of the box, and he said it was something with the pipes. Turns out, 2 "fridge pipes?" were behind the box in my room. Brought out a saw and started cutting one of the 2 thin pipes that were like from floor to ceiling. He cut out a long piece of the pipe about 80cm long, and I looked inside of it and it was filled with thousands of spiders. It was late, so unc said that he will put the pipe in our room so when he wakes up he will fix everything. I agreed. But our beds that were parallel to each other looked almost identical so I confused them and he put the pipe with the spiders next to what I thought was my bed, so I said: "Heyy don't put the pipe next to my bed put it next to your bed!". He said " so the other bed?". I said: "Yeah". So he did it and went to sleep on what I thought was my bed, but when I looked closer on my actual bed and saw my stuff I realized that I just asked him to put the pipe with spiders next to my bed. But he was already asleep and I didn't wanna wake him up, so I just had to endure that night. ...😭

When it was morning, unc fixed the pipes but as he was fixing the pipes I forgot that walking past the box is bad because spiders would shoot out of it, so I walked past it and the spiders were all over my head again. I was like "Bruhh again removing them, why am I so dumb?". So I removed the spiders from my head all over again. Then finally he fixed the pipes. After a few hours I heard my sister saying "I am scared of the dark red centipedes that stand up into the air". I was thinking like "okay, same, it has venom", but THEN I walked into my room and when I looked at my bed, it was exactly my and her biggest fear, a dark red centipede standing up into the air. The centipede is my biggest fear oat, and it was standing up, like a giant centipede. I got so so scared I ran out of my room. This one unc couldnt fix so we just went outside the house.

TL:DR: Spiders shoot Gladkikh

Gladkikh says AAAAAAA

Happens again

Centipede stand up on Gladkikh's bed

Gladkikh says AAAAAAA

Evacuation

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u/Gladkikh — 2 months ago