The Hole
Hello guys i would like to talk about something stupid that some people to this day laugh about me with.
At the age of 16 i entered 9th grade and thats when i found out in my school there was a smoking area. I know it sounds crazy but our school has a botanical garden which is very old cca 1850s and the smoking area was right in that garden.
The story starts in the 2nd break where me and a classmate went to smoke and in our school there always were someone who shouted "POLICE!!" as a police car would frequently enter the yard to crash into the smoking spot and catch those who smoked and give the a fine of 100$. Right as i lit up my cigarette i heard the word "Police". In that moment i ran down in the garden almost faling in the ground with my head like a ostrich just like in the old cartoons. I hided in some old houses that were far back in the garden with some random boys when a cop started shouting and couldnt find us. A person behind me from fear farted so hard that we almost shitted our asses of fear when due to the sound he made that very cop came towards us but luckily he didnt see us a walked away.
When i walked backed to the yard the fence which is like a door was closed and also tall cca 2 meters. I climbed the fence with my classmate as we reunited after the cops went away and right as i climbed down i felt something rip. I looked back and saw nothing. As i entered my class my teacher asked where i was and i told him that i was sick and went to the nurse. As i walked to my desk everyone started laughing while looking behind me. As i sat down i felt something off. Next break when i got up a girl from my class told me to look behind me. To my shock i had a big hole on my pants where my ass was. Luckily my underwear didnt have a hole thank god my i was ashamed.
When school ended i ran as fast as i could home. I am lucky as i live 5 minutes away from my school. As i arrived home my parents saw my attitude and asked me what happened. I turned back and showed them as they burst out laughing.
Next day at school everyone still laughed at me and called me "The Hole"
Now im entering 11th grade and i still laugh about this embarrasing moment i had. If you as a reader had a simillar encounter i would like to hear it.