u/Gluten-Free-Jesus

My nephew is 7, and he is OBSESSED with tornadoes. He legitimately has a Rain Man level of knowledge about them and will talk your ear off about the catastrophic 1989 Bangladesh tornado.

I was visiting for Mother’s Day (I live about two hours away from most of my family), and this was how he greeted me:

Nephew: “Last time, we talked about tornadoes.”
Me: “We did! Would you like to talk about tornadoes again?”
Nephew: “YES!”

We then got into an argument over the 1974 Xenia, Ohio tornado and whether or not it should be called an F6.