u/Gnomenklatura

A third-person dream last night, in which I was not a player, but a disembodied observer:

Clark Kent and Lois Lane are in college and Lois invites him up to her dorm room for cocaine. Clark has never heard of cocaine and doesn't know what it does, but he accepts her offer to be polite.

He immediately goes crazy.

When Lois refers to him as Clark, he becomes agitated and declares himself to be Kal-El from the planet Krypton. He then blasts a hole in the wall with his heat vision and flies outside. He lifts the entire building from it foundation and moves it aside. The building remains mostly intact and no one is hurt, but still. He flies down to the now exposed basement, where there is a dining hall. The dining hall is closed but Clark demands mozzarella sticks anyway. The staff brings him a huge tray, piled high with mozzarella sticks. I don't know how I am aware of this, but the mozzarella sticks are objectively very good. Anyway, Clark takes one small bite, says "I don't like it," and leaves in a huff.

The next morning, Clark is embarrassed about his behavior. He can't remember what happened last night, but he is worried he might have revealed himself to be Superman. He ask Lois what he did or said and she replies "not much." Clark investigates no further because he has to take a bus to the airport to catch a flight in one hour, and pick up a library book on the way.

u/Gnomenklatura — 22 days ago