u/Gr8guy80

Right, hear me out. I’ve got a workplace bully who loves to lord various letters and titles over everyone, and I’ve decided the pettiest possible revenge is to out-title him.

So I’m after ideas. What are the weird and wonderful, semi-legitimate (or gloriously illegitimate) ways a normal person can end up being called “Professor”?

I know about the honorary and visiting stuff at universities, but I’m open to anything. Ordained-minister-style online routes, obscure institutions, foreign academies, buying a square foot of Scottish land and declaring myself Professor of it, whatever you’ve got.

Bonus points for anything that comes with an actual certificate I can frame and hang directly in his eyeline.

Over to you.