u/GreedyGur7666

He sounds like he’s loaded up with phlegm constantly and there’s barely a noticeable difference when he’s sick. Is he ok? I’m concerned. Maybe that’s why you hear every single slurping breath he takes?

Also it was hilarious when general sam said woody sounds like a phlegmy man and woody got mildly offended and said “no I’m not.”

I looked through the patch notes and couldn’t find anything so I’m guessing not, but anybody know if you can play with keyboard and mouse now?

Been watching a lot of the older episodes up to the newer ones. To preface, I’m 5’10, 175lb. I know I’m not big. I’m okay with that. But why do they consistently act like anybody under 5’11 is a tiny little weakling? Especially when kyle said he stands on his tip toes for pictures, and said he wears lifts. Every episode with a tall guest, height gets mentioned quickly. And for a lot of episodes, they talked about it a really odd amount.

And I get that women are traditionally weaker and shit but the fact they all think they can destroy a female professional fucking fighter (with complete ease) is hilarious. And never forget the era they spent 2 hours per episode talking about their diets, their workouts (for solely vanity), testosterone, other dudes’ abs and bodies.

It’s fine to be insecure but at least accept it.

Just Incase anyone is interested. Been a long time since either have been on PKA.

Slurp, huhuhu, slurp, huhuhu, slurp, slurp, loud inhale

Ummm, uhh. So my falmaly was sitting on our calch (which has no vayoo) in our halse. Mhmm, mhmmm. We thought about going to utahl, nevawdah, oregawn or mizzoori. Umm, anyway, my cackulator stopped working. So I got on my paramotor to go to… Walmart? Is that the name kyle? Anyway, umm.. uhhh… I started playing tarkoff and I called the athararies. inhales so anyway… uhh, umm. Burnt peanut ate a cheeseburger. So I put on my cart-hart and got my robutt. Aww shucks, chat, there might be a nukuler bomb. Uhhhh anyway, carry on. Oh sorry I interrupted you, anyway… hard r

It’s been 16 years, he always jumps on people for not having perfect audio, yet his own is horrible. It’s either wet-sounding phlegmy ASMR or him constantly laughing at his own jokes and it sounds like paper shredding every time he loudly inhales into the mic. I don’t understand it and I’ve been watching this entire time. Is he just that unaware?