Tried to make a Friends Cinematic Universe LMAO (dumb on purpose!)
PHASE 1:
Chan-Chan Man
(Chandler Bing was a normal man like any other, or so he thought... One day he fell into a pit and saw a note that was written on it: Sarcasm. That note was magical and brought him three powers: He had flight, super strength and the power of being a smart ass. From that day onwards he learned how to use his powers and defeat all evil! Chandler started to meet up with this girl, Monica and they're on a very steady relationship, but Chandler's ex The Evil Genius Janice keeps trying to destroy his relationship with Monica. Chandler beats Janice by sending her off to Yemen. (Post Credits Scene: We see J-Bird's suit.)
J-Bird: The Stolen Sandwich
(Joey was walking around on a regular New York day. He was gonna go eat at his favorite sandwich store, but he then learned that it's closed down. After being heartbroken and crying for 10 minutes, he decides that it's too much. He tells Chandler that he's jumping off the apartment balcony, Chandler says that this isn't worth it, Joey ignores him. He goes to the balcony, jumps and suddenly starts flying, after gaining these powers he decides to start fighting the food critics so that they can bring the shop back. He wins his court case with these simple yet wise words, "I was hungry!!". (Post Credits Scene: Joey eats a sandwich on top of the Empire State Building)
Mrs. Whiskerson: Cat-tack of the Clones
(Rachel buys a sphinx cat for 1000 dollars, but after the cat bites her, she suddenly turns into a cat-woman, after she unclocks these these feline powers she unfurls her claws and looks around to fight crime, not realizing that the biggest crime was right in front of her, Gunther was secretly going into Rachel's apartment every night and stealing her clothes! She found out when her pretty pink dress was taken, and there was only one suspect, after a huge fight, she eventually won and took him to jail. As punishment she made him a cup of coffee. A punishment worse than death. (Post Credits Scene: Rachel opens her drawer and hides her picture of Ross in it.)
Mrs. Clean
(Monica was in her apartment cleaning up as usual, but one day she cleaned, and suddenly everything she cleaned got erased. After learning about this she decided to erase anything connected to her exes so that she can properly be with Chandler. After taking out some exes, she knew what she had to do. Although a difficult decision, she had to stand up to Richard, give him one final hug and erase him. This was hard, but when she came home to Chandler, he was down on one knee. They decided to get married, and have a wedding, but mid-wedding, we see someone watching from outside. ZOMBIE RICHARD... (Post Credits Scene: As Chandler and Monica are in bed sleeping, we hear a creak and out the closet comes Robot Janice!)
Smelly Cat: It’s Not Your Fault
(Phoebe found about her stink powers, unsurprised because she always had a feeling that she had powers. But while walking she suddenly ran into a pole, knocking her unconscious. While unconscious she net God for the first time, he told her that her destiny is to end her dead mother's ghost's life. She doesn't know why, but she is the chosen one. After an extremely tough battle, she decides to unleash her final power. Smell. She stinks up the whole room (from her HANDS, just so you know) and her mother finally goes to rest. Phoebe is once again at peace. In tribute, she writes a song about it called... Smelly Cat. (Post Credits Scene: Phoebe's ghost mother's hand starts jittering and her eyes open.)
Red Ross
(Ross found out that Gunther wants to get with Rachel, after learning this he went Red Ross. His muscles became huge, he became 7 feet taller and had the strength of a god. Gunther seeing Red Ross on the news, caused him to put on the 12 foot robot suit he built and break out of prison. Now as the two juggernauts stare each other down, they start battling. Ross throwing buildings and Gunther throwing planes and trucks and cars. But in the end, Red Ross went fully berserk and destroyed Gunther's suit. But as Gunther begged for mercy, Ross felt bad, so as the anger grew less and less, he went and put him down. He still had to put him back in prison, so he planted him in a glass exhibit in the dinosaur museum. (Post Credits Scene: Gunther builds another mecha and cracks open a hole in the glass.)
F.R.I.E.N.D.S: The One Where They Team Up
(After all 6 friends go through tough challenges, Reincarnated Mr. Heckles says that they need to form a team.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Although they don't get along perfectly, they know that they must stop the team of Robot Janice, Zombie Richard, Gunther and his Mecha suit and Phoebe's dead mother. Phoebe's mother possesses a million coffee cups to become sentient and all go attack the main 6. Phoebe and Joey target Phoebe's mother, Chandler and Monica target Robot Janice and Richard, and Ross and Rachel target Gunther. It's a tough one but they make it through. At the end, Monica announces that she's pregnant, so does Rachel. They all decide to stay a team for now. (Post Credits Scene: As they get back to the apartment, they find all the lights turned off, they suddenly switch on and the room turns into a supervillain lair. Mr. Heckles is standing there with his broom. "Careful, I'm a supervillain." Rachel answers him, "You're not a supervillain!, He finally responds with, "I could be a supervillain.")
THE END UNTIL I COME UP WITH MORE IDEAS