The Garment
What the actual fuck? Like I thought Ranuculous was ridiculous but the Garment!? JFC! My flabbers are ghasted.
I was bored on my lunch so, as I am wont to do, I was cruising around on Rav and went to the "hot right now" pattern section to find this monstrosity of a yarn sink. It looks like what happens when you wear mother's good tree skirt as a cape when you're a child, except it is for adults.
It is a poncho on gear.
And why does it have tassels dragging on the ground. Are we a swiffer now?
Ugh, sorry this is just one of the weirdest things. And 2,600 yards, no less!
Editing to add: It does appear the Garment, nor those who make it, take themselves too seriously, unlike the Ran people (I am not looking up how to spell that again), which is a wonderful breath of air. It is still extra, and ridiculous, while yes, also being dramatic and whimsical.
A knitted garment possessed of the spirit of Liza Minelli, perhaps? I am still avoiding it and it makes me irrational. I do not know how I would react should I see one in the real world.