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Code Orange: Every Day Is Halloween

1. Own a working vehicle.
2. Use vehicle to drive to local retail stores.
3. Look for Halloween merchandise and bring select items to cashier.
4. Present valid form payment to cashier.
5. Bring purchase to vehicle and immediately film each item and describe as “cute” or state you “had to have it”.
6. Bring items home and claim they are “investments”.
7. Repeat as necessary until home is a cluttered fire hazard.

BONUS: Live with parents and guilt them into paying your bills so you can maximize what you spend.

Planning Your Haunted Road Trip 

1. Google directions from your location to Salem, Massachusetts.

 

Horror Travels: Road Trips to the Dark Side 

1. Travel to Salem (Did you attend the Planning your Haunted Road Trip workshop?).
2. Briefly mention “spooky” facts about areas and locations as you shop Salem.
3. Have an anxiety attack and request your spouse to immediately join you in Salem.
4. Visit the nearest Buc-ees gas station as you return home.

Goth Culture, Witchcraft & the Occult 
Goth Culture

1. Contact Killstar and apply for social media partnership.
2. Purchase items using promotional credit received and proudly display in videos.
3. Afterwards, never wear any items again.

Witchcraft & the occult

1. Poorly explain this in videos to the point you fee this content needs it’s own YouTube channel.
2. Establish second channel, upload 2 videos and never update again.

Growing Your (Youtube) Community

1. Find a person who is a current YouTube creator.
2. Love bomb them until you are dating.
3. Draft off their success to gain views and subscribers as you create your own channel.
4. Consistent content is not important, spending money in excessive amounts is crucial.
5. Schedule live chats so you can grift and collect money from your dedicated community.
6. Reply to comments as little as possible to help void any meaningful communication.

50 Years of Stephen King Movies 

1. Date a person who is avidly into watching horror movies, especially Stephen King adaptations. 
2. Bring that person to any convention panel about Stephen King Films that you are a guest speaker.
3. Let your spouse discuss this topic and answer questions as you sit quietly and nod your head as you realize you never have watched any Stephen King films.