u/Guardian_dafishyfeen

Damn that’s it that’s the update

I’m gonna keep this rest short as possible why did we rework two skins that didn’t need them in the first place the skins were fine the rework was unnecessary. We should rework the skins that actually need them. Like funny bunny “AH SHE CAN’T REWORK THOSE BECAUSE ITS AN EVENT SKIN” she can rework that skin anytime she wants to I don’t know why we have to wait another year just for a skin rework. Enough with the skin she dropped these updates and batches and not all at once when the stuff was already finished but whatever. Veemail you can send game passes to people and that’s it. That’s the update as I expected they did not make all the machines two player which was probably a main complaint that people had about it I don’t know what I expected. They don’t listen to criticism this is below the bare minimum for a top Roblox game bruh.

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u/Guardian_dafishyfeen — 5 hours ago

Uhh how do you rage bait dandy’s world players effectively, I need ideas I wanna troll people because interacting with the players is more fun than playing the game normally.

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u/Guardian_dafishyfeen — 7 days ago

I’m disappointed(rant incoming)

Wow that’s it that’s the gameplay update that we got that we’ve been waiting for for nine months by the way before this update the last gameplay that we got was dyle “oh but squirm” new toons aren’t gameplay it’s not fixing the gameplay loop it’s not really bring anything new to the table I know this just came out but I’m kind of disappointed oh cool two player machine something we should’ve gotten months ago btw the spawn chance for the two player machine is depending on how many players are in the run this it wouldn’t be a problem if the players did not suck ass at the game and in matchmaking there’s always gonna be two bums before the run even started I don’t know why they couldn’t just make it so every machine is like this if they don’t want to fix matchmaking my opinion on this update it’s kind of disappointing mind you dyle was 9 months ago and this it’s barely fixing the gameplay loop it’s still boring I guarantee the players are gonna drop back down the achievements are just grind slop instead of making the game actually interesting to keep the players she put busy work in the game for these newborns to complete and once they’re done with that they’re gonna leave and play forsaken bruh and before you point out the small dev team thing whose fault is that exactly why do we have to be more patient just because of one person who couldn’t keep himself away from children she needs to make them signed NDAs and do background checks because I’m starting to get tired of these updates that don’t do shit AND THE PEOPLE IN THE DISCORD they are the main reason on why nothing is getting done like whenever we criticize the game these toddlers will come and undo all our criticism like she only go to the discord for criticism and not anywhere else if she when to other places for criticism I guarantee all the problems that are currently in the game would not exist but the people in the discord will just gobble up any slop she puts out it’s starting to get irritating and if this keeps happening this game is not going anywhere

u/Guardian_dafishyfeen — 7 days ago

You people need to be more critical of the game

Now, why am I saying this? Because people are not criticizing this game enough. This game has not changed for two years. I played this game for two years, and I can confirm barely anything has changed. The only update that actually changed the gameplay was Dyle, and that was nine months ago, but “we’re getting two-player machines." Another game did this, by the way; this should’ve been in the game months ago, and it’s not really changing the gameplay much. This update has not come out yet for all. I know it could be another update like Dyle, but they don’t really communicate with us, but you idiots defending this game just to watch it die—I'm honestly convinced you larpers are only here for the fandom and skins, not for the actual game, which is why nothing has gotten done in this game. Distracting stayed in the game because of you idiots, and now players suck ass at the game, distracting being invented, causing the domino effect that made the players have the survival instincts of a wet sock, which created these troglodytes. I call matchmaking my teammates who heavily rely on distracting to survive on floor one. Distracting was created for the later floors because the game was so unbalancing late game. It’s practically impossible to survive without one trinket. Literally 95% of the trinkets in the game are trash, like fancy purses and savory charms. "Just don’t use the bad trinkets." Ok, it wouldn’t be a problem if you had some bad trinkets if 95% of them were not so goddamn ass. There are like five good trinkets, like the magnifying glass, pink bow, emote, participation award, and I guess speedy shoes. The rest of them I could give less of a shit about, and the golden quest skins—a little fun fact: during the second Christmas event, people were complaining about Coal's quest being a pain in the ass. Qwel herself acknowledged this, so fast forward to the Easter event, and they’re still using those goddamn RNGs. If you don’t know what RNG means, it means “random number generator”; it's basically anything luck-based. "Oh, but she fixed rare spawn chances." That only caused more damage than fixing anything; it made solos a pain in the ass, and rares basically get spammed after the floor. 20. Mind you, the game is still unbalanced as hell in the late game, which they still haven’t fixed, despite having a literal badge that requires you to get to floor 100 anyway. I want to give some ideas. I know how to fix some of these issues; first, change the amount of twisteds. I can spawn on the floor back to 6 rework the trinkets that are bad, like fancy purses. This is a simple one; you get 20 more tapes when you complete a floor, so basically it becomes 30. You can make these trinkets without making them overpowered. I’ll do another one, cardboard armor. You probably didn’t even know this existed until I just mentioned it. You’re just immune to a ranged attack. "Ahhh, it’s so overpowered it will ruin the balancing." Calm down, little Timmy. There are only three range twisteds, all of them being rares in case you didn’t know. Cardboard armor made you immune to a range attack once per floor—keyword: once per floor, mind you. This trinket requires you to have 100% research for both Goob and Scraps and costs 2750 Ichor in Dandy's shop. Do you see the problem now? This trinket is expensive and it’s trash, but enough with the trinkets. We can also rework Shelly’s map because it desperately needs one. Get rid of those horrible RNG quests for the golden skins, rework and buff some toons because some definitely need it, and make the game less slow. Don’t know how you would do this; the most obvious thing is to focus on gameplay. This game is an alpha. You’re supposed to get out of the alpha state as soon as possible, and by doing that, you’re supposed to focus on gameplay but instead we’re getting in fed mindless skin slop.

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u/Guardian_dafishyfeen — 11 days ago

I guarantee all the criticisms are gonna go away once this update releases and dandy’s world players are gonna go back into their La La Land state dandy’s world will get a literal spec and start overhyping and treating it like it’s the second coming of Christ bruh🫩

u/Guardian_dafishyfeen — 14 days ago