I transmuted a dragon's hoard and tried to pin it on dwarves. I fucked up
Recently, for no reason at all, I was put on the dwarves' grudge list.
As they wouldn't take me off and I couldn't see them, I decided it was imperative to wipe out their mountain fortress before my name was ruined in all the lands of dwarf-kind.
So, I decided to slowly poision their water supply though their sole underground aquifer. Unfortunatley, a familar I sent out discovered they had previously used water summoning runes, but had switched to the water I was poisoning to get intoxicated.
Seeing no other way to take them out, I decided to go to a nearby dragon's hoard to rouse it to attack the dwarves. I found one a few dozen miles west, and managed to get there.
Along the way I found some rouges who I CERTAINLY DID NOT steal from or kin murder in the past, so trusting them WAS NOT A BLUNDER. They told me this dragon did not have a sense of smell, so I only needed to prep invisibility spells. Satisfied, I thanked them by turning their horses into pigs and flew off.
Once I got to the dragon's lair, I found the dragon on its hoard asleep. And you know the expression, always poke a sleeping owbear.
So at first I tried to hide its hoard, but this quickly seemed to be ill thought out. Instead, I simply transmuted its hoard to lead and went invisibile. As I left, I noticed it was slightly displeased.
Realising it had no inclination to think dwarves did this, about 5 minutes later I went back in to try to tell it the dwarves were responsible. As soon as I started speaking, it burned me alive.
Thankfully, I do have a phylactery, so I was able to revive, but it seemed to have memorized my scent and chased me back to the capital of the human kingdom in the area, which it burnt to the ground.
Now both the dwarves and the dragon are trying to kill me, got any spells for me?
Edit: Link to the bounty I am offering on the orb: https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1u1268e/help_wanted_dwarf_and_dragon_slayer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button