r/wizardposting

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This happened in the city of Buenos Aires, capital of the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata

I wanted to peer into the depth of reality, but all my arcanist colleagues say I need to open my mind's eye or some other sight-related metaphor. But who has the time to meditate these days? So I decided to implant a third eye, generously donated by a recently deceased assistant.
The operation was messy, and it took some time to bounce back, but it worked. The extra eye drastically improved orb pondering, abyss gazing, infinity beholding, and scrying in general.
I received some salty comments from my colleagues accusing me of cheating; at first I thought they were just jealous of my visual prowess, but I'm starting to believe they have a point.
Am I a fraud or just a forward-looking wizard?

Shout out to my divine friend in this post, by the way. Keep being awesome ;>

What shall I place upon it?