u/H3Wank

RED DRESS RUN. What does that mean to you? If you said "running in a red dress" you're pretty fucking smart! But it also means having a couple beers along the way, having fun with friends, and maybe meeting other Hashers from such faraway places like Fresno and Los Angeles as we tour downtown in fabulous fashion.

Our Red Dress Run is usually a little more pub crawl than usual, but that just makes it even more fun. Come be a part of a sea of red as we spread joy and germs with one another. It may be cool for Bako, but it'll still be warm, so wear your sunblock and stay hydrated.

We have room for walkers, runners, and everything in between, and you don't have to drink if that's not your thing, but most of us do.

Obviously, wear a red dress this run, but also bring $10 for beer, snacks, and trail supplies. Info from our website is in the copypasta below

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Howdy hashers, Our ultra luxurious, greatly revered Red Dress Run  is happening on Monday June 8 at 6:30. Hashers (and other lonely, bored people) will converge in the beautiful downtown area of our fair city of Bakersfield. The pack will leave the parking lot at 6:45.

We will meet at the corner of K Street and 20th Street.

Things to bring: $10, low expectations, sunscreen, whistle, a red dress, new song ideas and your ID.

Things to expect: bar stops, heat, at least one person forgets to bring their ID, people jealous about your red dress, homeless people, people whistling at you.

Some of you haven’t visited us in a while, so please show up! Coyote Ugly, see you there!

On on!

Hillbilly Monk

This Monday is Memorial Day and will only be open to people who have hashed with us before and visiting Hashers. Trail will start at 1 from an area in the northwest at 1 pm. If you meet the qualifications and want to meet up, drop me a line.

Otherwise, if you've been curious to check us out, we'll be open to everyone again next Monday at 6:30 pm, and I'll post those details here.

We're the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers, and we're part of an international group who enjoy running and beer. If you're looking for a way to make friends, be more active, and see parts of Bako that are hidden from the main roads, we might be for you. We meet up every Monday somewhere different around town to do the aforementioned activities. Every week is different, and you never know what to expect.

If that sounds like fun to you, come on out. Your first run is free, and after that it's only $5 which goes to pay for beer, snacks, and trail supplies. Info is down in the copypasta below.

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The May 18 Hash trail will start from Huevo House, at the SW corner of Akers Rd. and Ming Ave. Meet at 6:30. Map to the start location shown here:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mjkynDXGfeCvJoPW9

Butthook will be the hare. Trail will be 3 miles with 3 beer stops. Bring $5 for the normal hash fare of cold beer, gay non-beer drinks, crappy snacks and juvenile behavior.

ON ON!

I posted this from my normie account, but some people look to this account for updates, so in just dropping the link to the post in the body. Come to the Hash and tell me what a terrible person I am. I deserve it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bakersfield/s/vA3gsE96DS