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Now that we’re mathematically safe, we could really bring this problem into focus in one of our remaining matches. Picture the scene: we kick off against Spuds. The first time the ball goes out of play… Darlow goes down injured. Needs treatment. The rest of the team go over to Farke for a little chat. Play resumes. The next stoppage… Darlow goes down injured again. Repeat for 90 minutes. De Zerbi’s head explodes on the sidelines.

It’s just a shame none of our remaining three matches are against teams that have done it to us this season. Your Brentfords. Your Sunderlands. Your Chelseas.