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Huge manhunt for female scaffolder who "whacked male construction workers over the head with a heavy duty 450mm (17 inch) spanner in a fit of rage on a very loud and very busy North London building site". A massive city-wide hunt is on for Laura Jillian Hunt, a 23 year old CISRS scaffolding technici

Huge manhunt for female scaffolder who "whacked male construction workers over the head with a heavy duty 450mm (17 inch) spanner in a fit of rage on a very loud and very busy North London building site". A massive city-wide hunt is on for Laura Jillian Hunt, a 23 year old CISRS scaffolding technician, who, in a fit of rage, reportedly carried out a "very very violent impromptu mass attack on workers".

The rampage took place on a busy, loud and large multi-building construction site, where work had already been taking place. Reports suggest construction workers on a different part of the site had reportedly got into an altercation with Hunt and another scaffolder - both of whom had been working near a completely different building. It was then that Hunt "unleashed absolute carnage", grabbing the extra large heavy duty 450mm Schreiber-Müller spanner from a different part of the site and violently hitting several workers over the head.

The attack happened shortly before rush hour and passerby 24 year old Accounts Assistant Timothy J. Yates said "it was crazy; you could see everything, but there was really loud drilling on other parts of the site, so it kind of masked the sounds of all the yelling. Loads of people were scrambling to pin down the crazy woman, but she just kept violently whacking everybody with the huge tool. She must have been on drugs or something."

A city-wide manhunt is now underway, with "a huge amount of police resources directed to apprehend Hunt", who Superintendent Niall Phelps referred to as "mentally unwell and extremely dangerous". "I gave spoken with other senior collegues in other areas, including with the Commissioner, Sir Charles Trent - who is well aware of the situation - and we have all agreed that [Hunt's] capture is at the top of our list of priorities right now."

The Home Secretary, Ben Swanley Sr, also confirned he was "monitoring the situation closely", but agreed with the Metropolitan Police's assessment that the rampage "was not being considered an act of terror". "The terror threat level still remains the same," Swanley said, "and whilst this violent rampage was very serious, the police have already declared a major incident, but it is isolated and not terror-related." It is unclear if specialist arned officers will also be involved in the city-wide manhunt for Hunt, but officers with tasers are understood to be part of the hunt for Hunt.

Comments on Twitter have been vicious, with one user tweeting "See - this is why women should never be allowed on building sites; probably broke a nail and went apeshit." The tweet has been retweeted more than 72,000 times already.

Laura Jillian Hunt's Facebook page says she dropped out of a Mansfield secondary school during her AS Levels to train as an apprentice scaffolder instead after friends say she "feared she would fail her AS Levels". A close family member say she has "had run-ins with the law before", after "physically assaulting her ex-boyfriend on more than one occassion, including during a holiday abroad in Magaluf."

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u/HannoPicardVI — 7 days ago

Muslims think they have 2.4 billion adherents. Wait til they find out there aren't 2.4 billion Muslims.

Muslims think they have 2.4 billion adherents. Wait til they find out there aren't 2.4 billion Muslims.

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u/HannoPicardVI — 9 days ago

Man says pedophiles and ephebophiles have "become less attracted to him ever since he grew a beard". "It's crazy," said the man of Albanian origin. "At first, I was confused, then my ex-girlfriend said 'Ardian, it's your beard and face!' and I realized my face was more masculinized and my beard made

Man says pedophiles and ephebophiles have "become less attracted to him ever since he grew a beard". "It's crazy," said the man of Albanian origin. "At first, I was confused, then my ex-girlfriend said 'Ardian, it's your beard and face!' and I realized my face was more masculinized and my beard made me look older. I no longer look like a teenage boy."

Ardian also mentioned that his ex-girlfriend broke up with him because she "preferred younger looking men". Ardian first started dating his ex-girlfriend - Emilija, who is originally from Lithuania - back in 2012. They broke up in 2018 after Emilija "began to complain" that then-28 year old Ardian was "becoming more masculine" and "no longer looked like a cute fifteen year old teenage boy anymore".

Ardian admitted that he had "started to go to the gym more often and weight train regularly" and that the increased frequency of weight training "may have contributed to him looking less and less boyish and more like a toughened Eastern European, more like a Balkan-Slavic hard man".

Ardian is now single and has been working as a scaffolder for the last 6 years. He refers to himself as "mostly asexual" and says he "mostly just has one night stands now".

"I make around £25 to £30 an hour from my scaffolding job. It's good money. I was unaffected by Brexit because I got my citizenship before. I'm not really sexually attracted to British women; I prefer Spanish, Italian and French women to be honest."

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u/HannoPicardVI — 14 days ago

US Federal government scraps plan to use England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, the Netherlands, Belgium and Liechtenstein as "federal penitentiaries", after realizing that those states are actually real and have real people. "It wouldn't be right to mix Federal inmates with random civilians in random foreign countries," a spokesman for the Justice Department said.

Federal penitentiaries will continue to remain on US soil and entire foreign countries will not be used as giant Federal penitentiaries.

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u/HannoPicardVI — 17 days ago

"Intelligent" Neo-Nazi white supremacist shapeshifting reptiloids spying on black person who they "think is a fellow white guy in disguise" horrified when black person they are spying on suddenly shapeshifts into a green-skinned Pterodactyl! Oh, the horror!

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u/HannoPicardVI — 23 days ago

Fuelled by widespread national paranoia, in the run up to the 2043 UK General Election (following the 2040 Local Elections), enormous temporary white tents are put up inside buildings housing polling stations at the last minute following concerns voters "were being spied on"

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u/HannoPicardVI — 29 days ago

**News Alert** "Shady" deities claiming to be "all-powerful" say they "plan to reincarnate people like David Duke and Adolf Hitler as black people". One deity - speaking on the condition of anonymity - stated, "this is the best punishment. Reincarnate them as black people. Reincarnation is always the best punishment."

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u/HannoPicardVI — 1 month ago

Kash Evans was once a very well-behaved youngster, but began to behave badly and become unruly. As punishment for his unruliness, he was sentenced to three years in "Gay Camp" and shipped off immediately. Confused as to what "Gay Camp" was, he asked the guy sat beside him in the transport. "So, um...what exactly is Gay Camp? We gonna get gay raped or something? They gonna starve us and gay rape us everyday?"

The guy stared back at him in bewilderment.

"The fuck, dude?! No! It's Gay Camp as in Christopher T. Gay's Camp for unruly youngsters and juveniles, you know *that* Christopher T. Gay - the dude on TV and in commercials. Damn, you're a goddamn weirdo!"

Kash stared back at him.

"Oh, I...I uh...woops..."

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u/HannoPicardVI — 1 month ago