u/HardWorkinAg

Dear Harbor Freight Marketing Algorithms,

Thank you for the free AA batteries. I will place them carefully beside the 79-cent color snap-blade utility knife that I purchased specifically to qualify for the free AA batteries.

But deep in my heart, there is only one thing I truly want:

A 25% off offer for the ICON 3/8 in. Drive 20-100 ft-lb Professional Split Beam Torque Wrench.

I promise to be a good boy and take care of my wrench, get it calibrated every three months, and never store it improperly or use it as a hammer.

Love, me