u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25

My first attempt at conversational poetry!

My first attempt at conversational poetry!

My writing is shit (cos look at the notebook, then consider that im a leftie)

I got inspired to write this for 2 main reasons.

  1. ddlc obviously, dummy

  2. me and a very good friend of mine havent had the most solid relationship as of late. I wanted to show him that despite our difficulties, we arent giving up

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 21 hours ago

Nice day out with my family 💜

We took lil Yuri to the park today, she had a lot of fun!

Mine & Sayori's relationship is finally getting back on track too 🙏.

I dont like that James (the jealous ex-husband) was watching us though...

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 1 day ago
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Today's misadventures

Took a romanceless walk along the riverside with sayori today. She's still mad asl at me. Jeez louise woman im trying to make amends, but you just arent getting it!

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 7 days ago

She's still pissed

I offered her some Greggs sausage rolls, but instead of politely declining, she said that! Evidently, the *incident* is still very prominent in her mind

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 8 days ago

You have plushies at home!

I love my lil girl, and i hate telling her no, but she already has like a million plushies in the house!

I feel a bit bad, but thats just how it goes...

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 9 days ago
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Took Lil Yuri to HMV today

I gave her £30 to spend. She chose Megadeth peace sells and Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell. She knows the good stuff

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 10 days ago
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We adopted a Yuri today! We couldnt be happier right now. This is the start of our amazing family, and we look forward to the memories that we're gonna make together!

(Also ik youre thinking, "thats not goth sayori". Yes it is, she just aint a goth 100% of the time!)

u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 16 days ago

Today, me and Goth Sayori visited the doctor, as we've been trying for a child for ages, but we couldn't concieve. Turns out she cant have kids. Some birth defect called Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome is stopping her. All we wanted was a family and now we cant even have that. I dont know what to do 😔✌️

(And no, Bon, im *not* blowing smoke up her fanny like you suggested!)

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u/Harrobob_KEROSENE25 — 18 days ago