Cava is a simulation
For context: this was one specific cava in North Georgia
Before even pulling in to cava another driver decided THEY NEEDED TO BE THE LINE LEADER and just pulled out right it front of me. Mind you they had a stop sign, I did not, they stopped and just decided our fate. No worries though because cava was right ahead. It’s almost as if they were trying to warn me for the horror of Cava….
Kid you not I was the only non NPC in this establishment. I walked up to the counter (this restaurant is chipotle style) and was greeted by a blank stare no words so I must not have gotten the telepathic update but oh well. After an uncomfortable amount of eye contact I mustered the courage to ask for a bowl. She politely said she’ll get you pointing at the only coworker performing a task. So I waited… while three other people just stood there as if it was there first day on earth. But still smile strong I waited when asked for my base I chose white rice, one scoop was put in while she simultaneously asked if I wanted greens. I replied yes please Romaine lettuce, she turned around and I watched her actively buffer to evaluate If I deserved more rice. I guess she thought I was looking a little chunky as she gave me like 7 more grains of rice and just push my bowl aside. She then walked away just to turn arround and ask if I want protein and spread. I told her what I wanted. Honestly she should work for weight watchers as she gave me two falafels because that was all that was left and sat my bowl at the next station.
Now obviously I’m nosy so the girl in front of me is talking with the workers about how she used to work at a different location and is no longer employed at the DIFFERENT location… this will be important later
Another smooth brained employee approached my bowl to just ponder it with no urgency at all. He then proceeded to ask the former employee customer whom he just helped and is actively paying… so we think… if they want toppings ON MY BOWL. It’s ok everyone has those days. She chimes in to inform him that the bowl in front of him is not hers, I add oh that’s mine! I try to announce the topping ,in one ear out the other as he was still focused on my bowl. He then de spawned without a word and walked away. At this point I was just baffled as even the sims 4 lags less. But don’t worry he came back, not to me though. He came to stand right next to the girl who started putting toppings on my bowl. After the last topping, my bowl was sat at the register where he appeared again. You know who else appears the former employee who announces she never paid… it is at this moment that everyone’s brain short circuits, one employee is confident they are the right person for the task. Mr. Smooth brain starts to press buttons before deciding to walk away again. Don’t know if he was overstimmy or rage quit but all is well as a second employee takes on the task. She announces oh I gave you the employee meal, with shock the girl says oh I don’t work here anymore. This is followed by the employee stating oh I get an employee meal when I’m off shift. babe this girl will now have anymore shifts.. so again buttons are pressed… but the problem is not solved. But to everyone’s surprise a baddie kitchen diva approaches and saves the day!!! Now it is my turn to check out or so I think. I ask for chips I receive chips but not before they confuse my chips for the lady behind me. It’s ok I pay for my meal that is still sitting behind the register. After my card goes through cuz I got like hella money Mr smooth brain asks if I would like a receipt I say no, and he stared at me. You know what I did want though, MY FOOD STILL SITTING BEHIND THE REGISTER. I start to barely reach and received my food no bag ok saving the trees queen. I take my food and scurry out the door wondering if I am real.
I am truly baffled by this experience so I check the reviews. It is then that I find out that I am my real and every person there is indeed an industry plant. So I conclude but if you are looking for employment where the only requirement is to have a pulse please send your applications in! Thank you have a great day!