u/HelloItsMeChelsey

Wise Words from a Wonderful Weirdo

“It’s important for you guys to tell your friends that you love them. This year, while I was making this album, I lost a friend that was really close to me and if you don't tell someone that you love them, well, you may never get that chance.
I need you guys to know, this is a short life, it is over quick.
So if you love your friends and you have people that are close to you, you need to let them fucking know that you love them.
And also on that same note, material objects and shit that is literally filling your pockets, like money, that is not gonna buy you happiness.
And I know it sounds oh-so-cliché, but I need you to know this is a fact ‘causeI live in LA. I know what this shit looks like and these motherfuckers are the most unhappy, miserable bastards in the world.
And also, I wrote a song about it, it's called Cash Machine.”

u/HelloItsMeChelsey — 17 days ago

It’d be hilarious for Ethan to become an actual financial advisor.

He’d have to take the licensing exams Securities Industry Essentials with Series 65, or Series 7 & 66. Then he’d have to register with the California Department of Financial Protection and Innovation.

But it’d be worth it for the bit.

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u/HelloItsMeChelsey — 1 month ago

Sorry Harley, but you’re totally Molly coded

I know you wanted to be Loonette but there was just no way. You’re Molly. David is holding up a “2”. I was going to give Kate the huge yellow glasses but this has already taken me 2 days and I have a newborn to take care of. Secondly, here’s a photo of my 38 year old self with my 25+ year old Molly doll.

u/HelloItsMeChelsey — 1 month ago

I drew this during the short time between my 9 week old’s feedings, while she slept in my left arm crook, so excuse the lack of polish, highlights and shadows.

u/HelloItsMeChelsey — 2 months ago