u/Hellothere_991

search "dancing boombox guy" on websim if you wanna make yours

I do. In my whole life I've never seen a single person eat a mounds bar. Well you're about to see one now. So you walk into a store and you see the hundreds of options for candy and you chose a mounds bar? Yep. So what is it like? The coconut, the chocolate? Yeah, both of those things. How long have you been eating them? Uhh probably i having a mounds bar about 2 or 3 day for the last 25 years. Jeez, no wonder you can't walk!! You have total renal shut down! Your kidneys are drowning in a stew of chocolate and coconut!! Give me that!... What are you doing?

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