u/HermitIsVast

Easthies's crashout

Easthies's crashout

>be me

>captain of knights moralis

>security detail at festival

>had to arrest sage of friendship for brimhat behavior

>dothecrimedothetime

>decide to postpone his mind-wipe, for the festival

>he breaks out

>turns out some he tattooed a spell on some perv to blow up the wall

>he forgot about the carpet leeches

>so now i have to fight off a giant carpet leech

>while also preventing all the normies from seeing how we do magic

>fml

>in the middle of all the shit, the other 2 sages decide we need to reverse time on people's bodies

>wtf????

>that absolutely breaks the pact, no way

>"don't worry about it Easthies, we built a room to do it in so the normies don't find out. We got the idea from Coco"

>COCO?????

>absolutely not

>this smells extremely brimhat

>dothecrimedothetime

>they knock me out

>wtf????

Please tell me I'm not going insane anons, everyone thinks I'm going insane but this is absolutely brimhat behavior, right?

u/HermitIsVast — 8 days ago