Does anyone else occasionally have insomniac old men guests?
(Night audit) I swear to God, dude. I don't know why it boils my blood, but it does. Every few weeks, I'll have a random ass old man that never seems to be in his room, sucks down all of the coffee and sugar packets all night that I have to keep refilling, goes outside and smokes cigarettes and wafts it all in making the lobby smell like an ashtray, and always manages to blow up the fucking toilet with violent, shit-splatter-all-over-the-commode diarrhea that I have to clean up before the bitchy day shift girl comes in because she'll complain about it in our notes if she has to do any actual labor besides stand at the desk.
At 12:50 this mfer comes down the elevator and says "Good Morning" like bruh, I guess in all technicality, it has been "morning" for 50 minutes. Like what are you doing here man, you're not a night shift worker because you'd be at work. Why get a hotel room if you're not going to sleep? It literally makes zero sense. Make coffee in your room. Shit in your own toilet. Leave me alone. Like I don't care if I see a guest once or twice through the night, it's whatever. I'm friendly, I'm nice, I'm helpful. But like, it's an ongoing thing for several nights in a row. The coffee, the cigarettes, the shitting. And it's a different old man every time, like this behavior is part of a set of personality traits that gets assigned to a randomized Sim.