u/Holland_Take

Can we talk about how the "Run, Forrest, Run!" scene is actually a straight-up horror movie?

We all know the iconic scene. The music swells, Jenny screams "Run, Forrest, run!", the leg braces shatter, and it’s this incredibly triumphant, beautiful cinematic moment. It’s supposed to be inspiring, and a lot of people view it as a literal miracle or divine intervention.

But if you actually stop and look at what is happening… those kids on the bikes were trying to straight-up murder him.

They weren't just shouting mean names or pulling pigtails. They were chasing down a disabled kid on bicycles while hurling jagged rocks directly at his head. If Forrest hadn’t miraculously broken out of those braces, three more solid hits to the skull and he’s a dead kid in the dirt. It’s absolutely wild how the movie wraps this terrifying, near-fatal assault in a nice, heartwarming bow.

I’ve always wondered about the physics of him breaking those braces, too. From a biological standpoint, the sheer terror and adrenaline of a fight-or-flight response must have pushed his body to near-superhuman limits, forcing his muscles to fire with enough insane force to shatter metal and leather. The doctor said his back was "crooked as a politician," so the braces were for alignment, meaning underneath them, he secretly had the genetics of an absolute Olympic-level freak athlete. He just needed to be chased by a pack of psychopathic kids to unlock it.

Every time I rewatch it now, I don't feel inspired, I just get anxious. Anyone else realize how incredibly dark this scene actually is when you look past the soundtrack?

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u/Holland_Take — 4 days ago

Can we talk about the silent genius of Don in Napoleon Dynamite? The facial expressions are legendary.

Don might have fewer than ten words in the entire movie.

Doesn't matter.

Watch him instead of the main characters sometime.

He's treating high school politics like he's defending a Fortune 500 company.

He's constantly chewing gum.

Making that ridiculous "phwww" face.

Rolling his eyes.

Flexing his jaw.

Looking offended that Napoleon even exists.

His reaction during Napoleon's dance at the end might be the funniest three seconds in the movie.

No dialogue.

Just pure defeat.

Read the entire article on Substack!

u/Holland_Take — 6 days ago