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Double Rainbow 2g

Stellar hash mix from Standard Farms! Rainbow guava and rainbow push pop. I picked this up on the same day I saw a double rainbow.

🍋🍋‍🟩🍊🍒 supafruit delights the nose…it’s like a candied fruit salad. Like if you were to take those candied fruit slices and chop them all up and squish them into new shapes. That’s the smell. It also has a deeper, herbal backend that is irresistible.

💨💨💨💨 Dabs smooth candied fruit/lemon zest/fruit salad hashy dankness. This one offers a great stone. I’m nicely medicated from one dab. Thanks for the swirl SF! Love this blend! Keep em coming.

Sticky Glue 3.5
This is the wettest jar of sticky glue I’ve ever seen. Almost 8% terps.

🍋🍋🌿🍦Lemon zest with fermented lemons
A whipped creaminess, like a soft blanket of almond and vanilla with an herbal fresh, bitter green pungent dank.

💨💨💨💨 Dab is amazing…super smooth pulls at 450. Tons of great flavors. The lemon and danky herbaceous tones come thru. Super nice light shoulders, Stoney, glassy eyes, perfect for this hot ass day. Super stoked on this jar. $98 at trulieve.

Cheers Standard Farms for bringing us a top level cannabis experience. Check out the presentation!

🍋🍋‍🟩🌿Bright citrus with a gorgeous flowery depth.

💨💨💨 Incredible dab. Suuuper Stoney Street. Great for pain…. big CBGs. Highly recommended.

More quick reviews to come.

Tried 1 dropper full. Nada
1.5…still no effect
2 full droppers (~150-175mg supposedly) no effects aside from my heart racing a little.
3 full droppers…still no effects.

Bottle is empty. Not recommended. 🤣 Sorry SF. Maybe try a different formula?

🛋️👞🍃🍂🍋 Grandpa’s old leather couch with cigar burns. Super herbal-lemon funk. Oily hop-laden fields next to a lavender farm. Aroma is deep and funky.

💨💨💨💨 Pull after pull of straight lemon funk fiya complete with that heavy old leather couch. Super nice at 440 and 450. No coughing. Just straight flava. Loving it. Looking forward to the cold cure which hopefully shows up this week.

Top level extraction from our lovely people at Standard Farms. This is an amazing batch of biscotti pie.

🌱🍃🧄🍋🌎 Hyperdank. This is easily my favorite jar right now. I love all the fruity strains out, especially the Pomelo Punch. But Biscotti Pie has an earthy, garlicky funk that I love and the medicinal level is perfection. Bright, ganja heavy, lemon lime, grassy Hill, garlic stank, with high notes of citrusy, unripe raspberries, and deeper notes of earthy humus undergrowth.

💨💨💨💨💨 I have to ration this jar otherwise I’ll toast through the whole thing in a couple of days. To me, it’s that good. Dab is straight perfection at low temps and higher temps. For people who love biscotti pie don’t miss this batch. I picked it up in Wyomissing. But it should be hitting all the other dispensaries this week. Happy dabbing y’all. 💨💨💨💨

Just picked this up and expected the cold cure. Turns out Trulieve has them mislabeled. But I’m still stoked!!!

🍎🍋🍍🍌The aromas from this jar are truly something to behold. High notes of black pepper, with a LOUD mid and lower tones of densely packed over ripe fruit… dried fruit… fermented fruit… funky durian STANK. Also boast’s bright, Jasmine/Star Lilly flowery tones and lemon zest mist.

💨💨💨💨 dab is extra tasty pull after pull. Amazing peppery deep fermented fruit, the second and third pull almost tasted like an oatmeal cookie. Cinnamon and clove come out.

$70 at Trulieve. Highly recommended.

Here’s my second homemade jam/cold cure mix. SF consider making these thumbprints with the same strain. It’s actually pretty awesome. The jam keeps everything nice and wet.

🍍🍋🍊🥭 One of the loudest noses in the standard farms lineup. It leans heavy on the Sherbanger funk. Smell all kinds of fruit. Almost like a sugary, candied fruit salad. Strong in the pineapple/green melon/papaya/guava/mango. Exquisite.

💨💨💨💨 Dab is a flavorful experience from start to finish. This jar is on the same level as the recent Baller. Delicious pull after pull. 4gs for about $140 at Restore.

Had high hopes for this jar because the last Baller was amazing (I went through three jars of it). This one is nowhere close.

🌺🥜🌿 The nose on this jar is really light. It’s there, but you have to really stick your nose in the jar and inhale slowly. Mostly flowery notes and a kind of nutty depth with a herbal hashy undertone. Not bad! I hate to use the word of death, but it’s muted for sure. Especially in comparison to the last Baller jar.

💨💨💨 Dabbing this any hotter than 440° makes me cough uncontrollably. But at the lighter temperatures, it’s not a bad dab. Not much flavor on the exhale and the effects are mild. I really wish I had picked up the new Gastro pop Baller or sticky glue instead. If anybody else out there has a different opinion I would love to know because this jar just doesn’t do it for me. Stay lifted! 💨✊