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Also, what are your thoughts about bringing in same-station hosts. Lazy? Interesting?

- JP is contentious and needs to be right
- EB gets irrationally angry very easily
- Bish is dismissive of anything he doesn’t like

But Mr. Cakes is unflappable! Just chill and levelheaded. Am I wrong?

“If that offends you, that’s your problem.” No redeeming qualities in that guy. Glad Drab checked him on that.

If there was a fifth and perfect Junkie, he would have: EB’s energy. Cakes’s humor. Bish’s chill nature. JP’s work ethic. Drab’s radio instincts. Finlay’s connections. BMitch’s on-field experiences. Grant’s photographic memory. Danny’s … well, nothing.

Where am I wrong?

I missed you!

P.S. Dave Richard doesn’t share anything valuable. CMC is good! You should start him!

EB calling it stupid and Bish saying someone else needs to dump it on him because he won’t do it himself. Imagine being asked to endure 10 seconds of mild inconvenience to raise awareness for ALS and still finding a way to bitch about it and make it about yourself. It’s a charity challenge, not a hardship. The entitlement and first-world whining from these two is unbelievable.

Bish by a hair over EB.

Captive Condescending strikes again!

EB’s passion is the reason why the Junks have been on the air for 30 years. It differentiates the show and serves as a centerpiece for the others to respond to.

Is that because the Commanders are going to be shitty this year? Zing!

Of course EB does that lol

EB defends things with such confidence, even when he has zero context or facts. He’s always certain he knows “what they really meant” or “how it was supposed to go.” Has this man ever met a fad, gimmick or controversy he couldn’t immediately rationalize?

It’s a tight race.

Every. Single. Day.

I’ve been listening since 2010, and I don’t recall him ever getting really mad. Dude is just so damn jolly.

My ranking in order of awesome to annoying:

1. Cakes
2. Valdez
3. Drab
4. Grant
5. JP Finlay
6. Stubbed toe
7. Danny
8. JP Flaim
9. Root canal
10. Bish
11. Doc
12. Kidney stone
13. Mike M
14. EB
15. Shot in the ear
16. Lynnell
17. BMitch

“It is what it is.” Take it behind the shed and put it to rest already.

Here’s mine: Cake shares what happened on vacation, then gets joned on for being in a box because he always goes to the same spot. Bish coughs 182 times. JP brings up the Jayden number debacle because he can’t resist an argument. EB claims Mariota being hurt doesn’t matter because he isn’t very good (even though he called him a savior last year when Jayden got hurt). We hear “if you say so” and “it is what it is” eight times before the show ends.

He’s so adamant about Jayden being in the right re: the jersey # fiasco, and it got me thinking: He gets so locked into his beliefs, has he ever actually been convinced to move off a point? I remember he spent months obsessed with Carson Wentz, and when that failed spectacularly, he basically acted like it never happened.

Junkies are Rick right now … what went down with the edited clip?